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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Bastnfalkr, otherwise known as Emperor, is an example of a Fine Furry Faggot™. What makes it worse is that he is a babyfur, the worst possible furry. He is a member of FA (no surprise there), but is ridiculed by many. Even with his stupidity he is backed up by administrators of this very hypocritical site. He's just being himself, and that's what the site supports: crazy, half-bred, basement-dwelling idots who think they're some kind of baby animal. Good job, FA. You'll most likely witness him on furry fag sites, drooling over some baby shit and yelling about someones father. Along with his accomplice buckywhitetail13, they'll be fagging it up on your place soon!
There is really no way to describe this person. Let's take it from his own words:
Around FurAffinity you'll find many weirdos, homosexuals, and once in a while a straight, sane person. Some day you'll run into this faggot. When you do, and you try to troll/flame this person (as any self respecting person would) you might get a really long and boring text wangs that are tl;dr. Responding with tl;dr will result in lulz. He'll either give you ANOTHER really long and boring response or a blank one. He tries really hard to be the smartest one of the group and constantly yells at everyone "USE YOUR BRAYN CELLZ!" Anyone having screencaps please insert and edit this, submissions were baleeted. Be careful not to be text raep'd.
Something else that was baleeted by mods, was the long and incredible fight over something no one really cares about. It all started when Anonymous found a link to a furry pic where there was an argument going on. Someone started by stating that the picture was commissioned by him for his dad, or that his dad commissioned the picture for him. Along came the emperor prince and started yelling at him with his text wang stating that he was the baby's daddy or some shit like that. They went on forever yelling back and forth until the person who commented first decided to stop because he could not keep up with the rantings of a lunatic. In his replies he was trying too hard, and he would not shut up. So a group of anonymous furries decided to come around and troll him by stating facts and telling him ur doin it wrong. Of course he replied with more text wangs, and he continued to try to be smart. And babies can totally talk, amirite? Anonymous decided to spam tl;dr on his comments and he replied with blank comments. Much lulz ensued and anonymous was pleased.
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