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    Barbie

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    Who needs a girlfriend?

    Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.

    America's Whore

    If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.

    NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!


       
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    Respectable mother.
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    Gallery

    • Barbie - Tramp Stamp.jpg

      Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie

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      Hitler Barbie

    • Bulimic barbie.jpg

      Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.

    • Barbie spelunking

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      Ken as a Negro.

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    • Barbie Dog Cumshot.PNG

      You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.

    • Ken in his darker ages.

    • Barbieloungekitty.jpg
    • Barbie - Troll Roast.jpg
    • Barbie - Boobie Treats.jpg
    • Barbie - Make Me A Sandwich.jpg
    • Barbie - Keeps Falling Down Stairs.jpg

      Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!

    • Barbie - Really Squirts.jpg
    • Barbie - Typical Fan.jpg

      Typical Barbie fan.

    • Barbie - Old.jpg

      Old

    • Barbie - Murdered.jpg

      Murdered

    • Barbie - Long Term Relationship Barbie.jpg

      Long Term Relationship Barbie

    • Barbie - Offering Her Head A Cupcake.jpg

      Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.

    • Barbie - Prison - 01.jpg

      Prison Bitch Barbie

    • Barbie - Mugshot.jpg
    • Barbie - Prison - 02.jpg

      On the hot seat!

    • Barbie - Prison - 03.jpg

      Make peace with your Mattel maker.

    • Barbie - Suicide.jpg

      Remember kids, it's
      "down the road".

    • Barbie - Weapons - Child Guns.jpg

      Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people!

    • Barbie - Weapons - Machine Gun.gif
    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Anoressica.jpg

      Pro-Ana Barbie

    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Atheist.jpg

      Atheist Barbie

    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Gangsta Bitch.jpg

      Gangsta Bitch Barbie

    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Goth Barbie.jpg

      Goth Barbie

    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Minimum Wage - 01.jpg

      Minimum Wage Barbie

    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Minimum Wage - 02.jpg

      Sadly, this is an actual set!

    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Teen Pregnancy - 01.jpg

      Teen Pregnancy Barbie

    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Teen Pregnancy - 02.jpg

      Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ

    • Barbie - Pop Culture - Transgender.jpg

      Transgender Barbie

    • Barbie - Egg Heads.jpg
    • Youduringthesummer.jpg

      Polygamy made easy.

    • Barbie - Giving Birth.jpg


    Slutty Bitch Barbie

    • Barbie sperm.gif
    • Jizzedup.GIF

      Rule 34'd!

    • All girls like it in the ass...

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      Animooted G.I. Joe secks

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    • Barbie - Dildo.jpg
    • Sorority barbie copy.jpg

      Barbie during college while she's sleeping.

    • Barbie1.jpg

      BDSM Barbie

    • Stripper-barbie.jpg

      Barbie's daily job.

    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - 01.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - 02.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - 03.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Bondage - 01.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Bondage - 02.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Bondage - 03.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Bondage - 04.jpg
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    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Bondage - 06.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Bondage - 07.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Bondage - 08.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Dungeon Domination.jpg
    • Barbie - Slutty Bitch - Form A Line.jpg
    • XXYoufuckingwishXx.jpg
    • OmNomNom.jpg


    Serial Killer Barbie

    Psychotic Bitch Barbie About missing Pics
    • Cannibal Barbie.jpg
    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 01.jpg
    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 02.jpg
    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 03.jpg
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    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 05.jpg
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    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 07.jpg
    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 08.jpg
    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 09.jpg
    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 10.jpg
    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 11.jpg
    • Barbie - Serial Killer - 12.jpg


    Barbie Pets

    • Barbie - Pets - 01.jpg
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    Barbie Cosplay

    Frilly Faggotry About missing Pics
    • Barbie - Cosplay - 01.jpg
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    • Barbie - Cosplay - 04.jpg
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    • Barbie - Cosplay - 06.jpg
    • Barbie - Cosplay - 07.jpg


    Captions

    • Barbie - Captions - Barbie-Q.jpg
    • Barbie - Captions - Cum With Ken.jpg
    • Barbie - Captions - Evicted.jpg
    • Barbie - Captions - Tokyo Drift.gif
    • Barbie - Captions - Where.jpg
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    • Barbie - Captions - Got Som Nice Tits.jpg
    • Barbie - Captions - Not Sure If - Ellen Degeneres.jpg
    • Barbie - Captions - Not Sure If - Lesbian.jpg


    Morbidly Obese Barbie

    • Barbie - Morbidly Obese.jpg
    • Barbie - Fat - 01.jpg
    • Barbie - Fat - 02.jpg
    • Barbie - Fat - 03.jpg
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    • Barbie - Fat - 05.jpg

      420BLAZEITFAGGOT

    • Barbie - Fat - 06.jpg

      CLOSE UP!


    Adult Baby Barbie

    What's Next, Fursuit Barbie? About missing Pics
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 01.jpg
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 02.jpg
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 03.jpg
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 04.jpg
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    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 06.jpg
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 07.jpg
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 08.jpg
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 09.jpg
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Barbie - 10.jpg
    • Barbie - Adult Baby Ken.jpg

      Ken gets a turn too!


    Poop 'n Scoop Barbie

    Bestiality Scat Fetish Ahoy! About missing Pics
    • Barbie - Poop And Scoop Barbie - 01.jpg
    • Barbie - Poop And Scoop Barbie - 02.jpg
    • Barbie - Poop And Scoop Barbie - 03.jpg
    • Barbie - Poop And Scoop Barbie - 04.jpg
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    Substance Abuse Barbie

    Bitch Be Trippin About missing Pics
    • Barbie - Cocaine.jpg
    • Barbie - Crack Whore.jpg
    • Barbie - Substance Abuse - Hangover.jpg
    • Barbie - Substance Abuse - Junkie.jpg
    • Barbie - Substance Abuse - Crack Pipe.jpg
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    • Meth - Meth Lab Ken.jpg


    Related Toys 'n Crafts

    • Barbie - Toys - My First Cigarette Kit.jpg
    • Barbie - Toys - Severed Head.jpg
    • Barbie - Toys - Racist.jpg

      Niggers aren't worth as much.

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      Nigger Barbie is an Oreo

    • Barbie - Toys - Foosball Table - 01.jpg

      Custom built Barbie foosball table!

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