⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
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HOLY SHIT! Banshee1067 wants to "kill myself, but i want to take as many people as I can with me."!!!
Linkin Park were fused together into one bald hideous lump. His livejournal, and subsequent posts to communities such as vent and transgender detail his complete and utter hatred of himself, and his intention to go on a killing spree and become an hero.is what would happen if all the members of
Inexplicably, Banshee1067 also posted to a transgender LJ community. Banshee1067 does not identify as female, or transgender. In fact, the only reason he posted to the community was out of extreme attention whoredom. He was swiftly pwn3d and his comebacks mostly consisted of "UGLY PEOPLE CAN'T BE NICE! NOONE WANTS ME! BAWWWWWWW!"
Although his visit to the Transgender community is probably the strangest report of this big fat fucking Frankenstein's online activity, it doesn't exactly make his other wanderings any less wtf. First he can't shut up about how he wants to be a tiny, skinny girl (essentially a J-Rock puss) in a pro-ana community. Then, literally one minute later (what) he disclosed a feederism fetish.
Stupid Free Gets Involved
The above-pasted post to LJ's vent community did not go unnoticed, and became the subject of a post to stupid_free. Lulz ensued, and 423 comments later, LJ Abuse waded into the firestorm with a bucket of gasoline.
Banshee1067 responds to trolling
Banshee immediately responded to Anonymous' demands he kill himself with another rambling, drunken diatribe that began with:
My throat is raw after inducing vomiting to clear my head. Got a few rude, childish comments encouraging me to commit suicide, all of which I smiled at. It's funny to see people so intent on being "shocking" that I cannot take their piggish, mean-spirited remarks to heart. Anyone who encourages another to commit suicide is, to me, not someone to take seriously.... despite my depressed state, I take it as humor and judiciously delete the comments, reporting the hogs as spam. Figure they're probably at least as bored as I am, and I honestly feel a bit sorry for them, weaklings throwing out insults in an attempt to get attention. The equivalent of a fourth-grader saying dirty words in an empty classroom.
Oh no! We're being reported as spam! CALLS POISONS INFORMATION. INDUCE VOMITING.