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Thanks a lot, Broken Britain.
Baby P is the fiendishly clever pseudonym given by the British media to a 17 month old boy who was recently pwned by useless parents, to protect his identity. PROTIP: His name was Peter Connelly. This is the second time in recent years that British social care has come under fire for failing to prevent children fucking dying, the first being Victoria Climbié (aka: "Baby Poo"), who was just some black person who was starved of delishus watermelonz, so nobody cared.
— The Pope
The anti-ana troglodyte of a mother allowed her boyfriend and lodger to beat the shit out of the toddler, and despite 60 visits from health and social workers, and 3 visits to the hospital after ritual beatings, doctors failed to notice that the baby's spine and ribs were broken as a result of large dongs. Social workers were fooled into allowing the mother to keep the child after she cunningly SMEARED FUCKING CHOCOLATE over the baby to hide the bruises.
The British media have once again come out of erectile dysfunction and straight into righteous hysteria, jumping on the bandwagon of morality. However if a
Dad random guy fucking a child's mother can't beat that child, how will it ever learn?
—A policeman yesterday
- Eight broken ribs and a broken back, with another area of bleeding around the spine at neck level.
- Numerous bruises, cuts and abrasions, including a deep tear to his left ear lobe, which had been pulled away from his head.
- Severe lacerations to the top of his head, including a large gouge which could have been caused by a dog bite.
- Blackened finger- and toenails, with several nails missing; the middle finger of his right hand was without a nail and its tip was also missing, as if it had been sliced off.
- A tear to his frenulum, the strip of skin between the middle of the upper lip and the gum, which had partially healed.
- One of his front teeth had also been knocked out and was found in his colon. He had swallowed it.
- In short, he got fucking pwned.
Advice whale knows.
R.I.P Master P.
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Time to revise your motto.
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A baby pea.
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Is he supposed to look like a black person when I spread chocolate on him?
If you live in the UK and own a Failbook account, chances are you've had at least 100 requests to join the Facebook group JUSTICE FOR BABY P. With over 120 000 members, this group is primarily a place for tabloid reading fucktards, 16 year old girls and conservative keyboard warriors to BAWWWW over a baby they didn't even know or to complain about da man. Other purposes of the group include promoting countless petitions and trying to sell NEVAR 4GET blue ribbons (which also represent prostate cancer)
—Kristina, clearly wasn't beaten enough as a child.
—Karren's poem is no Bel-Air
Calls for a new Facebook group, "Baby P got owned" have been circulating, but no action has been taken, just in case experts in anti lulz protest. Disregard that I suck cocks the group has already been created
http://hi-in.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&gid=36907136777 - Troll for epic win + lulz. These people suck balls and are sad enough to take anything you say far to seriously. TROLL TROLL TROLL
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