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Attention Whore
Most commonly found on the Internets, an Attention Whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely insane and most still attend high school. Most Attention Whores have Histrionic Personality Disorder. Some of them are 300-pound women who think they're cute by dumping crap on other people to massage their flat egos.
While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell especially for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything Satan could conjure up himself. The only way to cure Attention Whoredom is to fuck the living daylights out of the subject, or, if they are jailbait and buttugly, hand them over to Pedobear, who will fuck anything that has a small vagina and no tits.
This trait is also the most aggressive form of cancer.
Contents
Types of Attention Whore
While it is possible for Attention Whores to simply be classified as whores for public attention, they are generally divided into four, more specific categories:
Attention Whore Tactics

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ a variety of tactics. Common examples include:
- Turning an internet wide joke into a serious business protest because of minimal mention from media sources,
- Telling outrageous, usually untruthful stories about things which they claim happened to them. These stories may include things such as:
- incidents in which they were almost raped, most times by a close family member or friend
- claiming that they have been (or are being) stalked;
- claiming that they were shot in the spleen.
- Uploading copious amounts of pictures of themselves at various angles.
- Claiming to be bisexual.
- Using a tripcode.
- Posting poetry which alludes to their "dark and mysterious" past.
- Tricking guys into the Friend Zone.
- Making YouTube videos where you just stare at the camera.
- Claiming they're 90 pounds, when IRL they're obese.
- Contributing to Encyclopædia Dramatica.
- Stealing from Encyclopædia Dramatica.
- Vandalizing Encyclopædia Dramatica.
- Looking at Encyclopædia Dramatica.
- Posting song lyrics meant to describe their "no one understands me!" emotional states.
- Cutting or occasionally halfheartedly attempting suicide.
- Deleting their LiveJournals, only to return 48 hours later.
- Shameless self promotion.
- College Sex Blogging
- Recording and posting over 9,000 videos on Facebook and YouTube.
- Wearing makeup and very little or very slutty clothing when webcam chatting.
- Saying, "I dEaLzS dRuGz" at every opportunity.
- Claims they are a Big Deal constantly.
- Repeating popular/funny quotes from popular shows, CONSTANTLY.
- Saying "I FUKEN' LUV J000000!!~211~!" to all of their friends.
- Starting "flame wars" with their troll socks.
- Pretending to be "GANGSTAAAAAAA" and referring to everybody as "NIGGA".
- Filling out and forwarding pointless questionnaire after pointless questionnaire, revealing their favorite things and secret dreams.
- Filming or photographing themselves dancing in their underwear. Not that we're complaining...
- Saying they were mugged by a Nigger based on their political beliefs.
- Commenting pictures of themselves saying "OMG NOTICE HOW MY LEG IS BENDING THAT WAY AND I DIDNT EVEN DO THAT ON PURPOSE. IM LYK SOOOO FLEXIBLE HEHEHE"
- Constantly reminiscing about SUCH CRAZY TYMES and real BAMF moments with their fellow attention whore friends...while in a group of strangers.
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Will try to do anything as long as it's the result of them being in the center of attention
Beware: If you have sex with one of these people she or he will tell the whole Internets how shit you were. In detail. Even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an Attention Whore, she may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are. Attention Whores can make you lose all interest in the opposite sex and turn you gay. In fact, 98% of gays are the result of dating attention whores.
YouTube: Home of the Attention Whore
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Gallery
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More cleavage, more attention
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Logseux - Mirrors, a camwhore's best friend
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Logseux - Clean that damn mirror!
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Logseux - Performing for /b/ like a puppet
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I'm classier than these other hoes amirite?
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The epitome.
Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is still wearing his underpants.)
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Mickyy Moo, Now the Queen of the Trolls
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Jesus Fucking Christ
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This Myspace whore beggs for a call.
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Nice pink hair, dipshit.
You gotta take pictures in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.
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No, I didn't know I was being filmed.
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Another totally spontaneous picture. WE'RE JUST FRENDZ, RITE!
hawt! (Note the mong eye).
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Directions for Attention Whoring.
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A 'classy' Attention Whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.
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Typical MySpace Attention Whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.
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Obv asking for it.
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A great way to get some serious attention.
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An Attention Whore from the Year 2525.
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She got the attention she craved.
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Professional Attention Whore.
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This Myspace scene position they all take!
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Britwhore; Lily Allen.
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Teh lesbo band Tatu.
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"for all of you think this picture is here for me to try and look cool its not k thanks its to show if you wanna judge me by things that i do not by seeing who thinks its cool i would appreciate if you didn't think thatss alright thanks <3."
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What Fatties don't want you to see on MySpace.
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A wiccan Attention Whore.
We're so fat we piss GLiTTeR! ♥
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Some attention whores at school during Halloween, noticed the bra of the one on the right
Stupid Myspace kids thriving for attention with Detention slips?!??!
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Some attention whores will really go this far.
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How to pwn attention whores.
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She can be skinny with edits but without edits she is one fat bitch
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Best friends do everything together!
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Attention whores are also commonly associated with scene girls.
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How to do it incorrectly
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Some attention whores fail to grow the fuck up and continue their attention whoring ways into adulthood.
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How YouTube attention whores get their attention on famous channels.
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Here's a story for you to read.
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See Also

- Niggers
- Almost Raped
- Bebo
- Blog
- Cheeyev
- Chessy Prout liar
- Cocaine Babe
- College Sex Bloggers
- Condom Snorting
- Cougar
- Emo
- Girl Drama
- Internet celebrity
- Internet model
- Kelly Kalogerakos
- Kaitlyn Hunt
- Leah Remini
- Lena Chen
- LifeInATent - King of attention whores.
- Liz Hawryluk
- Luka Magnotta
- MeganSpeaks - Queen of attention whores. She still a bigger threat than this lady.
- Michael Arega
- MySpace
- Narcissist
- Respect- something an attention whore will know nothing about.
- Scenewhore
- Sinn0h
- Wannabealoserr
- YouTube
- Zoe Yang
External Links
- Play Drama Queen Bingo!
- Read an Attention Whore's reasons to live.
- Read a gay attention whore bragging about how "awesome" he is for being one of Shitgapore's famous blogger
- Read An AW announces her "engagement" on FARK.
- Read A Male Attention Whore's final blog before he becomes an hero.
- Read How an Attention Whore confronts her "haters".
- Read ABC talks about this strain of cancer
- Watch Attention Whores on American Idol.
- Watch Attention Whoring, emo style
- Watch Attention whoring, TO THE MAX!
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Featured article October 26, 2005 | ||
Preceded by Holocaust |
Attention Whore | Succeeded by Cunt |