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Ass-trimmer (also calls herself "Trippy") is a 26 year old Suethor and Otakukin (Swedish for "and take cock in") cult leader whose eyeraping cosplay and bizarre pr0n has appeared on 4chan numerous times.
Child Raping Monster Clowns
Astrima is probably best known for drawing this blond faggy purple guy with no nose and giant horns. Apparently this monstrosity of faggotry is fanart of a crappy old video game, only the thing Asstrima draws is a goth recolor of the real character. Naturally if any of the other fangirls bitch about this they're shunned by Asstrima's small army of fantards.
The games are allegedly about two monotone animu kids or two oddly Aryan animu kids who look exactly the same who have some dreams about flying effeminate pedophiles to fight evil or something. It looks like a total chick game which is probably why it was never popular.
Lol Fanfiction For Realz
One thing Astrima does treat like serious business is a fanfic she's supposedly been writing for over a decade and yet only has 2 chapters. Despite that it's already very TL;DR if one does actually manage to read it for more than a minute without one's eyes crossing one finds it mostly revolves around writing about herself as an animu character.
Along with this blatant self-insertion she has goth emo Sue named after her online screen name who boasts giant boobs and a lot of hideous rubber clothing. Here's what she wrote about it before she baleted the page from her website:
She also had a surprisingly talented drawing on DeviantART with the unfortunate drawback that its purpose is to reveal she KNOWS the Nights, she can see it IRL, and it has nothing better to do than hang its purple faggy ass around her bedroom.
Astrima's artwork shows more talent than most batshit fangirls but still has a lot of bad looking anatomy which is covered up by an overkill of shiny shit and big animu hair. Apparently she devotes her whole art (and life) to her most favorite video game and thinks the Nights is her imaginary friend and gives her all her inspiration and talent or something like that.
—Astrima, on the demons in her head
She's also supposedly working on her own comic series that struggles to adapt all her fanfiction and clown yaoi to something original. No one knows what the hell it is or what it's about, but that hasn't stopped her from attempting to sell ridiculously overpriced diaries based on it.
Astrima owns and operates her own website which is an ugly, graphic heavy horror bumming off Sonic CulT's server. It looks like that kind of thing that was popular for geeky fan shrines and bad websites in general in the early 90's. Apparently most or of her art isn't canon but retards from GameFAQs have mistaken it for real shit, maybe because a 3D render of her goth emo uber-Sue version of the title character used to appear on the splash page. Looking through the site it doesn't look as if Astrima cares to make distinctions between her fanfic and the actual game which is hard enough to figure out what the hell it's about.
Aside from her apparently some chav she's dating also updates the website, but it looks like his only purpose is to act like a wigger and provide rap songs about faggy purple flying jester things for the website. He also showed how gangsta he is by spray painting the logo of a gay chick game on a wall somewhere and putting pictures of it on the internet.
Predictably the website also has a forum where a bunch of underaged teenaboos show their unwavering devotion to Asstrima-chan, read way too much into a series of shitty video games, wonder why no one else likes games about gender confused clown monsters and BAAAAW about how they're the only ones who understand. They also hold lengthy discussions about how they've "converted" friends and small children into their little monster clown fan cult. Asstrima herself also uses it to go on bizarre tirades about game companies and her personal life.
how did i fat cosplayed to emo music?
Some time ago Asstrima was bragging that the one and only perpetually failing game company Sega flew her to the other side of the UK so that she could stand on a bridge in her shiny goth recolor costume in order to give them free advertising at some Guinness Book of World Records most costumed weeaboo faggots in one place event. They also forced her boyfriend to wear a Sonic the Hedgehog costume. The most hilarious part is that the big multi-national corporation with plenty of money to spend on advertising and media events was too cheap to even spring for a hotel, instead allowing them to sleep in an unheated office overnight.
Their only compensation in all this was some shitty Sonic the Hedgehog sneakers and some shitty Sonic tennis video game, which they obediently used to give the company even more free advertising by showing them off on their website. But like a couple of gullible teenagers being taken advantage of due to blind brand loyalty these two adults are happy enough with just the bragging rights they can impress 13-year-olds on the internet with.
They're obnoxious, manipulative business people working for Sega. DON'T TELL THEIR FANBOYS AT NiD.COM THOUGH! They'll just ban you from even looking at thier website, like they did to one such person, Kendria Perry.
OMG I'M SO SPECIAL NAO!
TRiPPY also thinks she’s SO FUCKING IMPORTANT just because she met Yuji Naka and Naoto Osihima, the creators of Sonic. Well, guess what, bitch?
BIG FUCKING DEAL!
Sonic CulT and Sonic Retro did the same things YEARS AGO.
Astrima has made at least 100 journals during her time on DeviantART most of which are full of 20-something teenage angst, fangirl insanity and lots of lulz. Where it's impossible to go through everything (becuz she baleted them all) here's some choice quotes:
—Astrima, on being a starving cow
—Astrima, Who could have guessed your boyfriend would be a bit miffed about you paying more attention to imaginary jester creatures? 
—Astrima, lol what? 
—Astrima, ...Speaks for itself. 
- Astrima's website
- Imagni.com sure to be a source of future Mary-Sueism and lulz. Looks like a Gay Pride site.
Astrima's devianTART Quit 4ever
Anti-Astrima Livejournal Community Apparently some LJers hate her. SUSPENDED!
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