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Arkveveen has a mission - and that mission is to fight for the rights of fatties everywhere.
Arkvevenn is like most other whiny furfags in that he has a fetish - in this case, what he calls "horny fatness". He spends most of his time whining about not finding a fat chick for him to love, and drawing lots of fat chicks, fat herms, fat guys with huge moobs, and Care Bears that are also fat guys with huge moobs. He is also 20+ years old so that means he is clearly very experienced so don't fuck with him and shit.
Most of Arkveveen's art consists of fat passion and BBW, which means "bumpy bumpy wumpy". But wait, he occasionally draws herms as well! Really though, he's not fooling anyone: those pics are just males with overly huge man-boobs to lamely hide that he's in a fat closet of fatness for fatties.
Occasionally he'll draw a thing called "corpulence bear" which is like a Care Bear but with yummy porkchops being consumed. This thing, too, hangs around with the so called "herms" of Arkveveen's.
Arkveveen, like many furries, spends his time looking for Bumpy Bumpy Wumpy women to mate with. He also likes to whine about fatness, fat, fatties, and also about the "obesity wars" that have claimed more fat people than Jews did in WW2 and that's counting the fat Jews too. Don't bother talking him out of it either, as he will cry "YOUR OPINIONS DON'T MATTER" and "I SENSE A CONFLICT", his mating calls. Someone was brave enough to confront this creature called Arkveveen about his futile search for a mate. For intents and purposes, this brave soul will be called "person" as they're cool like that.
Arkveveen (11:22:56 PM): I don't want to cause any arguments or conflicts, so don't go on about this. Person(2:22:36 AM): OK Arkveveen (11:23:26 PM): I can predict when conflicts happen these days, I don't want to destroy our friendship.*hugs* Arkveveen (11:23:40 PM): I will try to get through this, someone is helping me anyway Arkveveen (11:23:54 PM): He is searching for someone Arkveveen (11:24:02 PM): A good friend who loves my art, and 41 years old too Arkveveen (11:24:15 PM): He is searching for me Arkveveen (11:24:35 PM): He has a lot of correspondence with various BBW sites and dating sites Arkveveen (11:24:57 PM): He even made a promise to help me and guarantees he will find me my busty BBW dream girl.. Person(2:24:48 AM): Just don't go rushing it, a'ight Arkveveen (11:25:17 PM): I questioned him too, it appears he is for real...he's been in my shoes, he was just like me. Arkveveen (11:25:34 PM): He was depressed, pessimistic, so laid back and didn't want to work hard for anything Arkveveen (11:25:44 PM): Now he is happily married with his dream BBW for 10 years so far Arkveveen (11:26:06 PM): He meant it when he said he was just like me... Arkveveen (11:26:12 PM): He almost killed himself, or tried Arkveveen (11:26:14 PM): but failed Arkveveen (11:26:30 PM): I am just that kind of guy who needs love in all it's forms Person(2:29:30 AM): And that's some how in a larger woman? Arkveveen (11:31:37 PM): Yes, everything. Arkveveen (11:32:01 PM): Um Arkveveen (11:32:03 PM): Stop typing Arkveveen (11:32:04 PM): NOW Arkveveen (11:32:05 PM): STOP Arkveveen (11:32:09 PM): I sense a conflict Arkveveen (11:32:10 PM): STOP Arkveveen (11:32:15 PM): Please Arkveveen (11:32:19 PM): I don't need your opinion Arkveveen (11:32:23 PM): You are not me, and I am not you Arkveveen (11:32:36 PM): I know what I want, and I know what I am attracted to. I view life in my own different way. Person(2:32:21 AM): And yet you seek other's opinions anyway? Arkveveen (11:33:17 PM): I am trying to be realistic anyway. But skinny girls are just gross to me, I cannot be attracted, even to one with a great personality, but a large women with a terrible personality wouldn't do at all. Person(2:32:54 AM): And invalid the ones of others just because they don't agree with ya? Man, if you're looking for a woman, you're definitely gonna have to change that XD That's all I'm sayin'. Arkveveen (11:33:28 PM): What?! Person(2:33:17 AM): Whenever I try to help you, you disregard anything I say Arkveveen (11:33:48 PM): Um, no opinion is valid or invalid Person(2:33:27 AM): You make my opinions and myself invalid of talking to you Arkveveen (11:33:58 PM): Yeah, but it hurts me, okay Arkveveen (11:34:05 PM): It offends me and makes me want to kill myself Arkveveen (11:34:17 PM): My heart is set here, you fool Arkveveen (11:34:21 PM): You think that JUST BECAUSE Person(2:33:58 AM): Well it hurts me when you say stuff like what I have to say isn't important or doesn't matter when I want to help you Arkveveen (11:34:23 PM): YOU ARE NOT Arkveveen (11:34:24 PM): SEARCHING Arkveveen (11:34:29 PM): That I can be happy?! Arkveveen (11:34:32 PM): I AM NOT YOU Person (2:34:14 AM): Obviously Arkveveen (11:34:49 PM): I am trying to be happy, but this is a missing piece Arkveveen (11:34:54 PM): I don't give a shit about ANY OPINION Arkveveen (11:34:58 PM): It's WORDS Arkveveen (11:34:59 PM): TEXT Arkveveen (11:35:04 PM): I will reflect on it Arkveveen (11:35:09 PM): But it will not change me
CAPSLOCK IS NOT ONLY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, IT IS SHORTHAND FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS
Fight Against Fat Discrimination!!1!
He also has some interesting beliefs. From his blog, we get the following:
- Exercise is evil and unnatural.
- The food pyramid was created by the Nazis. Srsly, read below.
- Hating fat fucks for being fat fucks also makes you a Nazi.
—Arkveveen, showing he certainly can't name one correct fact. McDonald's is the pinnacle of nutrition!
Apparently he is "successful," or so he says. This is obviously a lie, as no artist of his EXTREME CALIBER is ever successful. With any luck he will become an hero like so many have tried to do before him.
He recently opened himself up for commissions and failed miserably. Deluding himself that the reason was that everyone was cheap and not that his work is an eyesore, he posted the following.
—What a greedy dick.
VERY IMPORTANT! Help Momma Luigi attain his dream buy the NSMBDLC!
On the 23rd of June 2013, Arkveveen posted another journal, named " VERY IMPORTANT: Help Momma Ark Attain Her Dream!" declaring he was no longer taking commissions and instead drawing what he wanted instead. The kicker? He still wanted people to give him money for it.
—Basically he's begging for money to do jack shit.
This, naturally, ended up causing his hugbox to make him think this was totally ok, with others calling him outright batshit insane for even attempting it. He quickly back-pedalled and spun the journal around into a "OH EVERYONE HATES ME WAAAAAA btw please buy my shitty art"
On September 28, 2009, Arkveveen submitted his first YTP *here. This is a grand example of fail, even by YTP standards. Lacking basic computer skills, Arkveveen resorted to using trial software instead of pirating a decent converter.
- Email: [email protected]
- AIM: ArkveveenMSN: Arkveveen
- Yahoo: Arkveveen
- ICQ: 416997340
- Skype: Arkveveen
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