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    AppleBirdie

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    ATTENTION!
    This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
    You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.
    File:Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
    so you can't say anything bad! :-(


    Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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    AppleBirdie (currently known as BirdE, another autistic as fuck name) is a sick fuck closet furry that got popular by making a vastly cancerous crossover of Five Nights at Freddy's and My Little Pony giving it the name of Five Nights at Applejack's in October 2014, she created a DeviantArt group with the same name, where 12 year olds would circlejerk about horse robococks 24/7.

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    AppleBirdie's OC, Silent Song, trying to lure her pray before disgustingly eating it alive

    She also became known on the internet for stealing vectors from DeviantArt, giving them shitty modifications, and posting them as her own

    The FNAA Insanity

    On November 2014, The animator known as Adamtheamazing64 created and uploaded a Youtube video named Five Nights at Pinkie's a five minute animation created in the software Source Filmmaker (AKA Pornmaker) becomming a massive hit, obtaining over 4 million views, one of them, sadly, being from AppleAutism.

    After watching the video, she and a bunch of butthurt 12 year old children started to send Adam an excessive number of DeviantArt notes demanding for a video with Five Nights at Applejacks as the main premise.

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    Who needs education when you can have harassment?

    Adam did not respond well to this, and started fighting back, on November 30, he published a journal where he exposes her actions, from the excessive notes, to even getting blackmailed by her sister

    After said journal was released, AppleRustyCunt shit her pants and starting playing the victim card, threatning to delete her DeviantArt if Adam didn't delete his journal, as well as poorly attempting damage control, this triggered her fangirls and white knights to raid his journal with retarded arguments.


       
     
    You won't need to worry anymore, I'm not doing any more FNaAJ art. Hopefully you'll be happy now :(
     

     
     

    —APPLEBIRDIE - Acting like a massive pussy.

    The SourceRabbit Hysteria

    In December 8th, 2014, Apple attempted to contact many of Adam's friends to tryhard their friendship, sending them drawings, and trying to talk to them, while most of 'em refused to talk back, one of them in particular was stupid enough to fall in the trap, SourceRabbit a Source Filmmaker fag that makes horse art (And probably secretly porn as well) who defended Adam against Apple back in November.

    On February 2015, they officially became an autistic DeviantArt couple spamming pictures of their fake internet love all over the internetz, over saturating the server that was previously already saturated with Sonic porn.

    On November 2015, they oficially broke up after SourceRabbit found out that AppleCunt was cheating on him (big fucking surprise) with a fat loser from a Team Fortress 2 server, DeepBlueWaters, whose relationship only lasted for a month before she realized he was a fat neckbeard without a job.

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    This is how an average BirdE's white knight looks like

    However, the story didn't end in just that. SourceFag started to share gruesome details about his relationship with her.

    He claimed that AppleBirdie:

    • Was entirely obsessed with him, sending him messages at all times, even when he wasn't at home.
    • Played games with him even when he wanted to be alone and disconnected from STEAM.
    • Would guilt trip him if he didn't connect in 24 hours, claiming she got worried that something happened to him.
    • Would abandon any games she played with him and argue against him if he talked to another girl no matter who it was.
    • Constantly stalked him on DeviantArt, was fully aware of every single picture he put as favourites every single day, and stalk his log to see if he wasn't talking to another female.
    • Would constantly ask him for free items in the game Team Fortress 2
    • Attempt to manipulate him to get rid of the friends she didn't like.

    Claims that would later be confirmed by one of his friends over DeviantArt with this journal

    Up to date, SourceRabbit is still being stalked by the bird lady herself, and her personal herd mentality slaves, the TF2 RetroGaming server community, where she's currently a moderator on, she tries to survive the internetz by getting the attention of 16 year old fat betas. (And DeepBlueWaters as well)

    Sneezing fetish

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    People jack off to this,let that sink in
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    Gran Autismo 4: Sneezing Edition

    There can't be a closure to the autism circle without a demented fetish, and the bird fucker isn't in the exception list, comming straight from AppleBirdie for you to barf to death at, she has the alt account named ProPonyPal

    At first it might seem like average pony faggotry, until you realize the similarities between every single picture she has made and then it becomes clear that she masturbates to snot

    She has created over 200 pictures along with the knowledge that god is dead

    But if that wasn't enough shock factor, well you are in luck! Because she also shares her interest to eat snot out of a human's nostrils every day with other sick fucks at the PSF forums even going as far as to count how many times she had to sneeze and wet her panties at the same time.


       
     
    My boyfriends sneezes are loud they don't sound too wet. His sneezes sound like HAAT-CHHO or HAAATT-CHHAAAHH and he usually sneezes singles,if his allergies are bothering him, then doubles or triples.
     

     
     

    —BirdE - Sharing her autism story.

    The Silent Song Scam

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    Damage Control inbound

    In August 2016 BirdE (AKA Snot Licker McTavish) attempted to scam her fanbase by selling her OC (Do not steal ALL RIGHTS RESERVED) by the outrageously high price of 160 dollars remember kids, selling an already copyrighted design with uncreative as fuck changes is completely fine as long as Hasbro doesn't notice!

    Her fanbase didn't apreciate the scam and decided to go berserk in her comment section, making her go full damage control mode and delete fucking everything as fast as she could, however everybody already knew about her spergery and she became DeviantART's lolcow once again

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    SourceRabbit having the laugh of his life

    Namazake

    Around December 2016 the user Namazake, a person who used to be friends with no one else but the lesbian Miss Piggie herself started to share new details about her current behavior post SourceRabbit Hysteria that seem to come from the Nicole Arbor encyclopedia to act like a massive fagola. Each of 'em more embarrassing than the other:

    • After being mauled by SourceFag, she tried to massfriend everyone she could to try to convince them about her being a saint
    • She created a discord group that was filled with dead memes and even deader brain cells as their members seemed to be sub-normal human beings who can't spell a sentence without a lenny face in it.
    • She was extremely hostile and butthurt towards anyone who mentioned SourceFag's name and banned them from her TF2 server for doing so.
    • Started spamming controversial and grotesque sprays to make herself look like she was crawling in her skin and trying too hard to be an edgelord.


    After Namazake revealed these details about her, the unthinkable happened, as it seems BirdE's sneezes won't die in vain, what would that be, you ask?

    She tried making an Encyclopedia Dramatica page about him and failing misserably, as her poorly written excuse for an insult was instantly deleted by an ED Admin faster than she can get to an orgasm to a picture of Nosepass

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    Who wrote this? Nick Bate's retarded sister?

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