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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Anton
Our story begins with a young fellow named Anton deciding to reach out to his fellow man via that wondrous technology, the internets. Unfortunately, the place he chose to extend his friendship was 4chan, a place that does not take kindly to those who post pictures of themselves to gain attention -- or much of anyone, for that matter. Within moments, Anton had been branded a 'homosexual of the new variety' by 4chan's Anonymous. The situation worsened when Anton began to talk of his 'lover' from Sweden, a girl whom it turns out he had never met.
—Anton, who knows his relationships | ||
Contents
Ensuing Lulz
Anton was further flamed, and his claims declared to be 'fucking bullshit'. In retaliation, Anton declared that the gloves were off as he began using ALL CAPS.
—Anton, not understanding that Anonymous feels nothing | ||
Calming Down? On My /b/? Unlikely.
The situation appeared to have settled, and Anton to have regained some of his character. Dignity was lost again, however, when Anton attempted to extract an apology from Anonymous. The result: it was decided to Rule 34 Anton. The idea was well-received, and before long several pornographic images of the fellow were circulating the thread.
By the time Anton had become publicly famous for 'getting more ass than a toilet seat', he was challenged by Anon to post a pic of this 'Denise', the girlfriend he had been boasting of. In an extraordinarily bad move, Anton in fact posted two pics, and action was swiftly taken.
Rallying behind the cry of 'Rule 34 the bitch,' Anonymous released a stream of Anton-related pornography. These images, as well the claim that Anonymous 'came on the pic of your pig,' were sending Anton to the breaking point.
An Hero?
—Anton, somewhat distressed | ||
Once the topic of Anton becoming an hero was brought up, several posts were dedicated to 'Do It Faggot' pics. Anton's emotions began to run wild:
—Anton, who cannot make freinds with Anon. | ||
LOL 34
Anton suffered more abuse, and was continually called a black person. Finally, somebody rule 34'd a picture of Anton and Denise experiencing anal sex.
Anton now is a proudly unique Australian meme, for use in Ausfag threads only. Handle with care.
MOAR QUOTES
—Anon, in typical Anon fashion | ||
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—Anton, who doesn't get it | ||
—Anton | ||
—Anton | ||
Rule 34 Gallery
- Anton cawk.jpg
Buffet of manliness
- Anton buttseks.jpg
More ass than what?
- Anton BJ.jpg
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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