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Anti-semitism begins when someone disagrees with a Jew or other semites such as Palestinians. Because noone can agree with all Jews all the time, everyone is anti-semitic, including all Jews. Some argue this is ironic and cite accusations of anti-semitism a prime example of meaningless noise. Those that argue this are clearly anti-semitic.

Anti-semitism is actually a tactic that jews use to make goyim feel ashamed and embarrassed. Such accusations are all the more devious because 99% of Jews are not of any Semitic heritage whatsoever. In fact, they are descended from the Khazars, today's Armenians, one of the world's most anti-semitic nations! Experts at Stormfront confirm this. These Khazars became Jews en masse hundreds of years ago because they rightly saw it as a good strategy to control the world's banking and media networks, and to be "the hidden hand" behind all major international policy decisions. And if any Jew pipes up with some Zionist propaganda like "there's absolutely no anthropological or genetic evidence for this claim" or "not one mainstream scholar has backed this theory" tell him to gas chamber or gtfo.

Why anti-semitism thrives

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Because it is encouraged by Israel. No, really.

a world view which supports white supremacy matches our government’s interests. If Trump’s people are more disgusted by Arabs than they are by Jews (the liberals, the Wall Street people, journalists from the East Coast, lovers of black people, Hillary Clinton’s friends), we have struck quite a good deal. Trump and his friends see Israel as a forefront against the barbarians, and they are not exactly very observant.


all forms of Zionism hold the perception that a certain extent of anti-Semitism benefits the Zionist enterprise. To put it more sharply, anti-Semitism is the generator and ally of Zionism. Masses of Jews leave their place of residence only when their economic situation and physical safety are undermined. Masses of Jews are shoved to this country rather than being attracted to it.


It was not the Jewish immigrants’ welfare that we saw before our eyes, but the state’s reinforcement. While the act of blocking and directing the Jews to Israel is ethically dubious, it was justified by the Zionist ideology which asserts that a normalization of the Jewish situation—in other words, concentrating the Jewish people in its own territory—is the only thing that will save us from another Holocaust and, according to some people, will even speed up the Messiah’s arrival.


it would be good to have some anti-Semitism in America. Not serious anti-Semitism, not pogroms, not persecutions that will empty America from its Jews, as we need them there, but just a taste of this pungent stuff, so that we can restore our faith in Zionism.


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But if the above were simply the boastings of a pro-Israel blowhard with USI, such claims would be easily disprovable, right? In fact, it appears that Israel has had a hand in funding some of the media outlets that are currently being attacked for their white nationalism.

One thing we specifically discussed that night was our desire to start a site that would be unapologetically pro-freedom and pro-Israel. We were sick of the anti- Israel bias of the mainstream media and J-Street. By launching Breitbart Jerusalem [...] Breitbart News Network returns to its roots.


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So there you have it folks, straight from the horse's mouth. Israel loves and encourages anti-semitism as a secret arm of foreign policy. And this explains the little mystery of why Jew intellectuals keep saying that 'anti-zionist' is code for 'anti-semitism'. You can't win if you work with the Jew and you can't win when you oppose the Jew. Just like we always told you.



With Jews, you lose!

Reasons for anti-semitism

A non-Jew will be able to look away

Most people are anti-semitic because the Jews basically suck. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, or PEZ, has been a best-seller since even before 9/11, and it is widely acknowledged to be truth.

Their language, Hebrew, sounds like a cat clearing a hairball. Kraut-talk is a sweet lullaby in comparison.

Their other language, Yiddish, sounds like recorded English played backwards and imitated by a retard. The Yids eat dumplings at almost every meal, brussels sprouts every night, and crackers that taste like cardboard.

They have names like "Mordechai," "Schlomo" and "Yechiel."

They crucified Jesus.

They did WTC

The Hebes don't even believe in X-mas! When they finally succeed in taking over absolutely everything, you'll be saying "shalom" to that filthy foreskin you spend so much time playing with.

Amusingly, "Jew" and "Nazi" are often synonymous

Anti-semitism on Wikipedia

The Wikipedia Jews cultivate anti-semitism as hard as they can. Notorious Jews like Jayjg push and provoke the non-Jews (particularly the Mohammedans) into anger by arbitrarily reverting hours of passionate, erudite drudgery they've done on some extra-super important topic or another, and then banning them when they object. Result: Anti-semitism.

Interesting facts about anti-semitism

Anti-semitism probably caused Auschwitz. Hitler was actually not anti-semitic, as historians have misleadingly claimed. In fact, Hitler's mother was Jewish, and he attended synagogue all his life. Unfortunately, Hitler was tricked by his rabbi into making some obnoxious speeches during the temple's Hannukah play. It was supposed to be a comedy! But those retarded Polacks thought he was serious, started the war, and got Auschwitz all fired up. After the war, the Jews blamed everything on Germany, out of spite.

Famous anti-semites include:

Some say that a great troll tactic when dealing with this Jew is to claim your Jewish pride, but admit that Hitler "had a pretty good idea". Back this up by stating "that if the Jews died out due to Hitler's ovens, there would be no more war in the middle east and the world would be in a better state than it is now", this will drive most Jews into a frenzy to prove you wrong.

You are anti-semitic if...

... if you found this amusing in any way at all

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