⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Thrown into our poor unsuspecting lives January 10, 1986 at 3:06PM was a miss Christina Campbell, she's known only by that name by her parents (maybe? Who knows. Amberdrake = product of furry lurve?) and possibly some human friends (that is, if she has any, but we doubt it. She seems to only be able to attract those that consider themselves spectacular emotard spliced beasts with phenomenal unnatural color patterns...)
Us common mortals know her as Amberdrake, the goddess of AMAZING furries and chibi icons! So, Amberdrake, let us see here... trying to sum this weird little creature up in a few tags is difficult, but, here's what we've got: she is a furry artist, a furfag herself, an attention whore and has a horrid case of internet disease; she also believes that she is in fact THE god that created huskies, corgis and Pokemon; basically any furry thing that looks vaguely anime-like that can be considered 'cute' and/or chibi.
- 1 Who is Amberdrake?
- 2 The Oh-So Amazing Artwork
- 3 Amberdrake's Awesome Icons
- 4 How Awesome Can Amberdrake Be?
- 5 Poor Unfortunate Souls
- 6 Leaving DeviantART
- 7 Amberdrake's Well-Known Fantards
- 8 External Links
Who is Amberdrake?
Well, Amberdrake thinks she is in fact a husky with yellow markings... ooor a "cobbi" which is a mix between a Pembroke Welsh Corgi (a DOG) and a Welsh Cob (a HORSE)... RIGHT. This makes her even more furry than most furries! She's halfway to being an otherkin. Amerdrake is also rumored to be twenty-one years of age, but one would never have guessed with her awesome writing skillz. You have to admit that it's kind of painful to accept that fact, unless, you know, she's actually mentally retarded. Which as always, would make it funnier.
The lulz is supplied by the massive amount of time she spends whining and attention whoring on the internetz and drawing furry art and little moving animal icons to gather a posse of other furfags to whine and grovel at her amazing yellow horsepuppy feet.
And the name (Amberdrake) she has adopted (or stolen, depending on how familiar you are with the legal system) is from a set of not-so-popular novels by Mercedes Lackey. We must say 'not-so-popular' because someone has yet to point this out to Amberdrake. It is highly likely that they DO know, but they're just too intimidated by her fantastic writing skills and would like to retain their braincells and just not say anything that would warrant a significantly below average fifth-grade level writing response from her; or they HAVE, but Amberdrake doesn't care, because furfags only care about copyright law when they're the ones being ripped off.
We don't yet know what made her start thinking she was a yellow horsedog thing... That is the question though, isn't it? What makes someone suddenly adopt such a bizarre mind-set?
Scientists believe that these children are afraid of the 'real world' and will never really amount to much, living in their parent's basement and jerking off to sexualized cartoon animals.
The Oh-So Amazing Artwork
Exhibit B... Notice anything different? Yeah? Me neither. Awesome improvement!
Well, let's start off by saying: Wow, it looks EXACTLY the same as it did since you started posting on DeviantART. Hmm... No improvement whatsoever? Well, that's just AWESOME, Amberdrake. We love how the only thing really good about it (even THAT is open for speculation) is the...uh...coloring? That could be a major factor in your popularity - Look at Snapesnogger. Amberdrake's "art" is along the lines of regurgitated Pokémon with new colors sans any awesome spikes or mudkips and given a cute little ^__^ face.
THAT must be your claim to fame! Partially Digested Regurgitated Pokémon! Kind of like hairless cats or deformed babies. Honestly though, she has worked in the same exact style for her entire artistic career, not veering off to try anything different but drawing the same exact fucking dog face with the same exact expression just recolored a bunch of times and the hair slightly adjusted. Oh wait, - occasionally she'll give them hooves and wings and other strange appendages to make them more appealing and steer her slobbering mindless fantards away from the fact that she fails at life and can't expand her style, much less her creativity. What kind of serious artist names their characters after foodstuffs?
But, one has to hand it to her, Amberdrake is exceedingly proud of her fantastical work. She's always simpering and bitching in every one of her submissions on DeviantART "Someone's gonna steal this from me because I have super-awesome characters that are completely and totally original!" But in Amberspeak: "smoene gona stile tihs frum me !" Wow, it's as if she's BEGGING for more eDrama, which she constantly whines about in her journal that she is SO sick of and can't stand it and what-not. Well, here's a public display of your retardation, Amber, and more eDrama then you can shake your stubby little furry fingers at.
Let us have a gander at this fine piece of work. Another Pembroke Welsh Corgi, she's fluffy, pink and is named Peach Tea... Hmm...
Amber's awesome super-original Pembroke Welsh Corgi character.
Amber's comments on PeachTea and comments from someone calling her out and one of her own furfags
But... Amber OWNZ CORGIS! NO ONE can have fluffy fat little corgis! OR the name Peach Tea! 'Cause, that was claimed before the actual Peach Tea even EXISTED! Isn't Amber amazing? Seriously, if anyone ever makes a fluffy cute Pembroke Welsh Corgi, you better charge up the EgoShields because Amberdrake is going to come at you, frothing at the mouth and twitching like a fucking psychotic chihuahua hopped up on speed, crystal meth, heroin, LSD, PCP and whatever the hell else there is out there because you have TOTALLY gone and ripped her character(s) off. Look at Ein from the popular anime Cowboy Bebop. Amber probably went and had an epileptic fit on the creator's doorstep all because Ein was the same color as her imaginary character Honey Combs that she has absolutely NO pictures of, but those Japs can be freakishly tricky bastards and somehow managed to steal her character design RIGHT out of her little tiny flea-bitten brain.
Amberdrake's Awesome Icons
So, now we're onto Amberdrake's pride and joys! Her little animal icons that all look exactly the same minus the ones that are a different species. But, no one cares about those. How the fuck can you edit a stupid ass snake or a bird when all the REALLY AWESOME furries are quadrupeds and prefer canine (wolves, foxes and huskies) or feline beasts? As you can probably tell, there are barely any left on the netz, because Amberdrake is a shining example of a grousing dipshit emobitch whore and took them all down because everyone was stealing them. Why don't we have a gander at how fucking awesome these insignificant little shitboxes are? For more lulz we should just "steal" them. Who the fuck would wanna steal these pieces of turd, it's like a fucking Blemish on the internet- next to her face.
And to think that people actually STEAL these? They're fucking 50x50 pixel shitstains, for crying out loud. You can just as easily doodle something in MSPaint using only your penis and a trackball mouse, animate it with Microsoft GIF Animator, and it could look like this shit. Amberdrake bitches about these things CONSTANTLY in her DeviantART gallery and threatens to leave the internet forever at least once a month, stop drawing altogether at least twice a month (to get more attention, of course, she'd never leave her adoring fanfucktards and the enormous amount of ass-kissery from the furfags), and say that she is VARY VARY PISSED at least 15 times a day.
Examples of Furry Suicide Bombings
Just a collection of comments from DeviantART showing how the furry bomb system works, keep in mind these are about ICONS. They are still on Princess-Kitty's page too. So much for getting banned for harassment.
Princess-Kitty getting reamed for using an icon.
Another onslaught of bombers.
And some more...
Target destroyed! Mission accomplished, men! Let's move out!
How Awesome Can Amberdrake Be?
Amberdrake's DeviantART Journal Posts of DOOM
A compilation of some of Amber's most memorable bitchings about her icons being stolen. Beware of her writing skills, it will lower your IQ by bounds and leaps with every journal entry you read. I survived to show you these by watching a marathon of MythBusters and the History Channel. So, just in case, have your television remote ready! SRSLY!
Amberdrake's OTHER DeviantART Journal Posts of DOOM
So, these are journal posts made by Amberdrake that didn't emo and bitch (too much) about her stupid-ass icons. These particular journal entries depict some of Amberdrake's awesome retardation. Mind you, these ones are pretty awesome, especially this one... That one's definitely the favorite, it just gives us a nice mental image of how totally fanfucktardtastic Amberdrake REALLY is.
Amberdrake saying she's leaving DeviantART and never coming back... we only wished it were so...
Amberdrake gets a note from someone~ Amber no likey!
Amberdrake is Britney Spears, NOT Jessica Simpson!
Amberdrake being pretty fucking spectacular...
Fearsome Forum Posts
Thanks to some awesome contributions, we have some more Amberdrake retardation on file for your lulz! Check this out, the retard actually posted her fucking BOOBS on the interwebz. And she says she has three nipples... Amberdrake = ACTUAL FURRY?!
Someone should probably tell Amber that those aren't nipples, but in fact PIMPLES and that she really ought not to go around showing them off to people.
Poor Unfortunate Souls
So, Amberdrake has wronged many-a-so-called-friends. I use so-called 'cos she's quick to turn on them. She turns on them if they mention 'Icon'. If they say 'Yellow' and 'Husky' in the same sentence. If they say 'Cobbi'. If they comment any one of Amberdrake's enemies' work, they are SO through and she bites their head off. Here are some personal accounts that were noted to us via DeviantART. If YOU have any personal Amberdrake accounts, PIX PLZ.
Welcome to Dramalamaz R US
Amberdrake has been world renouned for dicking people over again and again. Of course, who are we to judge the almighty Amberdrake? Who are we mere mortals to question the word of the furry-god? And of course, she MUST be a furry god, she DOES have a third nipple! AND she’s the ONLY yellow husky-corgi-toaster in town.
With love and devotion in their furry hearts, most of her followers will walk off a cliff for her as blindly as a leming on acid, however, there are those she has scorned. OH NOEZ! SHEILD YOUR EYES NOT! The truth may drive many a yellow something-or-other loving twit to jump from a building, but aren’t we all just a little better off that way?
From teasing small children to crying in the dark, Amberdrake has captured our hearts - or made us projectile vomit. One way or another she has greatly impacted the lives of many. With her sickenly easy to make icons that look more like blobs than dogs, cats, or tabletops and her basic drawing skills and flat coloring it’s not hard to see how she’s become so popular! It is no wonder why SOOOOOOO so so so many people would want to take her art and say that it was their own. No wonder that so many a jealous bastard would want to steal her icons oh so diabolically or sit up late at night and write completely untrue things about her on sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Clearly, Amberdrake is the victem here!
But alas, there are those who would spread blasphemy about our dearest Amberdrake. And to those, this section is dedicated.
So here it is! Without further adue, the stories of the Amberdrake beast in action. See how it stalks it’s prey? See how it lures them in with promises of companionship and warmth? See how it chases small children down the street screaming “U STOLED MAH RRT! UR A THEEFER!”
The Zinacat Incident
The Kiminess Incident
Fellow half-retarded tartlet, Kiminess fired the lulzcannon at Amberdrake to even the dirty, dirty playing field after Amber fucked with her or something. Despite the use of shady methods, Kiminess managed to pry out a few unflattering stories about our old friend Amberdrake. But it's ok-- while they were busy shitting their diapers there was plenty of lulz to be had!
Amberdrake's Well-Known Fantards
You can see why each of the below are relevant to this article by visiting their special section here, which is complete with colorful images and depictions of their fuckery. (Naturally, their dA pages are linked below as well.)
Where all her general art goes.She left DA though, so, no more artses! Where here oekaki shit goes because she fails at life and can't draw using traditional media. Or she just can't drag her fat ugly ass away from the computer so resorts to drawing more stupendously remarkable furry art.She deleted all this too! Poor little emofur!
- Amberdrake's FurBid Page It doesn't look like anyone's biting there Amber...
- Amberdrake's VCL Page
I think she stopped posting. But, it's nice to keep tabs.She deleted all her shit offa here too! You sure know how to clean up shop!
- Amberdrake's SheezyArt Page I think this one is dead as well, but, again, tabs. She hasn't deleted anything though either. 'Course, there are only a few pieces of artwork. Nothing all that awesome.
Amberdrake's Greatest Journal One superpost! AWESOME. Then again, she might have a bunch of shit hidden under that friends-only thing. ED will never know...site down
Amberdrake is part of a series on
Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage.
Amberdrake is part of a series on
Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage.
Amberdrake is part of a series on
Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage.