Aliza Shvarts

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	“	This is the perfect story to use on jew-noobs. Every nasty aspect of the jewish anti-soul is on display.	„
	—Alex Linder

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The artist herself

Some of Aliza Shvarts' 'art': Disarticulation. Plaster, Vaseline, towels, rubber bands, latex gloves.

Aliza Shvarts^✡ is an Ivy League Jew college student and self-styled "fetus artist" who made headlines on 17 April 2008 by trolling the entire planet with her latest project: spending 8 months of her life popping out aborted fetuses at Yale University. Her project was conveniently timed to coincide with the visit of Pope Benedict XVI to America. When it comes to MOD-URN art, the word "miscarriage" was exclusively used to describe the piece. Aliza boldly cuts out the middlewomyn, making the piece itself a literal miscarriage.

Her phone number is (559) 772-7911, she likes being called "Gingi", ask for her photos. WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS, JEW?

Her Art

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To the left, to the left, all your fetuses in the box to the left

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Shvarts before she went to college

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LOL WUT

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Shvarts relaxing in her abortion-festooned shithole home

Aliza's senior art project is a documentary video of how she got pregnant by artificially inseminating herself with donated sperm multiple times and then used "morning after" pills (although every retard knows morning after pills cannot cause an abortion because they are just high doses of regular birth control pills) to end her pregnancies, as well as preserved samples of her own blood that she would later use in lesbian vampire orgies.

With this, Shvarts has managed to troll both pro life and pro choice people. The former are shocked & appalled because Shvarts casually gave herself abortions to further her "art." The latter are outraged because they feel she is trivializing an important issue and making the hard choice women face with an unwanted pregnancy into something absurd.

Of her stunt, Aliza stated:

“	I believe strongly that art should be a medium for politics and ideologies, not just a commodity... I think that I'm creating a project that lives up to the standard of what art is supposed to be.	„
—Aliza Svarts, being a pretentious little fuck

LOL JK

As of May 2008, Yale has maintained that she made the whole thing up and that the 'deception' is part of the larger project. Shvarts apparently told three senior Yale University officials, including two deans, that she did not do the things she claimed in her art project, and that the whole thing was a work of "creative fiction."

	“	Ms. Shvarts is engaged in performance art. Her art project includes visual representations, a press release and other narrative materials. She is an artist and has the right to express herself through performance art.	„
	—Helaine S. Klasky, associate dean, Yale

TROLL'D

Previous to the art project, Aliza posted to a popular internet forum warning of her intention.

Shvarts, the slippery Jew (in b4u), continues to claim that Yale is “ultimately inaccurate”, and that she did indeed have multiple abortions. As proof of her epic troll, Shvarts has shown the Yale Daily News footage from tapes that she planned to play at the exhibit. The tapes depict her alone in a shower stall, bleeding into a cup. At times during the tape, she was naked; at others, she wasn't.

Shvarts said her project would take the form of a large cube suspended from the ceiling of a room in the gallery, around which she would wrap hundreds of feet of plastic sheeting lined with blood from her self-induced miscarriages. Recorded videos of her experiencing her miscarriages would be projected onto the four sides of the cube and similar videos would also be displayed on the walls of the room.

Some argue that Shvarts is a massive attention whore, while others believe she is doing this for the lulz, which would make her the Muse of Lulz.

Reaction

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	“	If you want to do a comparative study of abomination, at least the Nazis of the Third Reich had going for them the mitigating factor of having committed unspeakable evil in a quixotic, whack scheme to "better humanity." At least as they understood it.	„
	—http://revolution-21.blogspot.com

	“	I have a certificate of mental illness right here waiting for your signatures. First, we arrest her, then find her incompetent to stand trial, she goes to the mental institution. Let her out to attend trail in about two years, after lots of neuroleptic medication, then fond her guilty of public indecency, she goes to the can for a month, but then we invoke Hendrix V> Kansas, and stick her back in the nut house for another five years. When she come out she has tardive diskensia and looks like a old hag making faces. I call that a just punishment. Hey, it is my art project	„
	—http://www.theologyonline.com

	“	It’s clearly depraved. I think the poor woman has got some major mental problems. She’s a serial killer.	„
	—National Right to Life Committee President Wanda Franz

	“	This ‘project’ is offensive and insensitive to the women who have suffered the heartbreak of miscarriage.	„
	—NARAL Pro-Choice America's Ted Miller

	“	I have never heard of such sickness since Dr. Mengle. I will pray for mental well being as it seems she needs it. Please post her picture to the nut job on msnbc and maybe he’ll award her the second worst person of the year behind Bill O.	„
	—Max Hardcore

• Aliza Shvarts is a Monster!
• What's the difference between Aliza Shvarts and Goebbels, Himmler and Hitler?
• Jezebel calls bullshit.
• She's one sick puppy.
• The Internets reacts.

See Also

• Spaghettios
• Octomom
• Abortion
• The Pope
• How is baby formed?
• Attention Whore
• Art School
• Batshit
• Nice try
• Liberal
• Feminazi
• Scientology
• Avant-Garde

External Links

• Yale Daily News reports you decide.
• Aliza explains it all
• HOAXHOAXHOAXHOAX
• Fox News Reports on the Funky Fetus Fest, we can all go home now
• A charming coming-of-age tale written by Shvarts
• Purchase abortion-inspired jewelry!
• Contacting Aliza
• The Official Site (Pretentiousness incarnate)

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