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    Alexander Rybak

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    Alexander Rybak

    Alexander Rybak is a 13-year-old boy who became every girl's wet dream after he won the 2009's Eurovision. /b/tards from Norway were overly happy about it and decided to spam up /b/ with pictures of Rybak with some random-ass irrelevant text. This resulted in one of the biggest fails of a forced meme of all time.

    The song in all its glory

    The shitty song itself (proof that Europe is full of tasteless monkeys) :

    Lyrics

    Years ago, when i was younger,
    I kinda liked a girl I knew.
    She was mine, and we were sweethearts.
    That was then, but then it's true.
    
    I'm in love with a fairytale,
    Even though it hurts.
    'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;
    I'm already cursed.
    
    Every day, we started fighting;
    Every night, we fell in love.
    No one else could make me sadder,
    But no one else could lift me high above.
    
    I don't know what I was doing,
    When suddenly we fell apart.
    Nowadays, I cannot find her,
    But when I do, we'll get a brand new start.
    
    I'm in love with a fairytale,
    Even though it hurts.
    'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;
    I'm already cursed.
    
    She's a fairytale (Yeaaah!)
    Even though it hurts.
    'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;
    I'm already cursed.
    

    An educated opinion front a drunk Norwegian guy

    Fuck him and the violin he rode on, who gives a fuck about Eurovision anyway?

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