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Alan "Brenlo" Crosby
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Alan "Brenlo" Crosby is the fat former senior producer of SOE's MMORPG, EverQuest II. In mid-April 2010, seemingly out of nowhere, he resigned from his position and David Georgeson was made to be the next producer. (It is interesting to note that Georgeson is a Gaiafag.)
Some, such as some commenters from the above link to Massively, wished him well: "Here's wishing him the best! He will be hard to replace!" But that is not the point of this article.
So what was the problem with him?
This video is quite long, so here's a summary: Brenlo promised things for the launch of EQ2's new expansion Sentinel's Fate. Things like a new city, New Halas (the original melted due to global warming in the game's lore, but Solusek Ro would suggest otherwise!), which was delayed due to retardation, battlegrounds, which was delayed due to retardation, the fact that he looks like Gabe Newell, being a forum mod for years and praising the game-destroying update to Star Wars Galaxies that was the NGE, and being fat.
On April 15, 2010, a thread discussing Brenlo's leaving was posted. Brenlo is fat. Aside from discussions on what exactly Brenlo fucked up, problems with the most recent expansion (Sentinel's Fate), and the fact that Brenlo is fat, Locke returned again to talk about his time at SOE and how he developed the early ingame memes such as the lucky hat and the dead kittens.
—????; on Brenlo, who is fat
One of ZAM's community managers, Calthine, told him that posting such rumors just trying to start drama or something with such gossip. They argued about Tiger Woods and his OWN affairs and how Woods also has a wife and kids, like Brenlo. This went back and forth until Snooppy, another poster, attacked Niber for releasing the PMs of Aeralik and him sputtering off about "one immature posted" two years ago, and how this is no different. Snooppy said on page 25, "I brought that one up because it demonstrates how much you're willing to fuck people over/break the rules/stroke your own cock for some attention." He then said "I don't follow MMORPG news, because I've got better things to do." Better things to do, as in, post on EQ2Flames? Okay then.
The morality question popped up once more: rumors [Y/N]? Another user called Xalmat posted, "Why should [Brenlo• deny any of the sexual approach claims]? I'd tell people it's none of their damn business what goes on in my personal life, or what my exact reasons for doing such-and-such were." Gaige retorted with "I'd say it stops being his personal life if he was fired from SOE for his infidelity, not to mention Faarwolf had accused him of sexual harassment when she worked there."
Xalmat also thinkgs that Brenlo will go after EQ2Flames with a lawlsuit. Still more people white knighted for Brenlo, others claimed Snooppy and Gaige were attention whores, how Brenlo carpooled often with Kiara and Amnerys (two SOE community people,) and finally, how Kiara, a SOE employee who posts on Flames sometimes, has not posted lately (lately means one day for these people or something.)
... and then the community rep Kiara showed up with this:
—Kiara, on Rancho Cucamonga;
Mystery solved on those fronts. But was Brenlo fucking someone?
•who is fat
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
—LFG, on affairs on May 1, 2010;
September 2010: Gaige's Big Reveal
It turns out Brenlo is dating Kiara after all! Gaige claimed that this is breaking holy matrinomy or something but he is an aspie and an aspie's thoughts don't count. Crabbok said that "oh boy, who cares about how people live their lives," others laughed into oblivion, and Pink Poodle, after starving herself, rushed off to ED with this information.
EQ2Flames Thread on Brenlo Screen Pix
- EverQuest II and EQ2Flames
- Brad McQuaid
- Derek Smart
- Gabe Newell
- Tiger Woods
- Bill Clinton
- His Twitter, where he posts pix of his kidney stones
- Official post about new producer by webcomic artist and SOE employee Brasse
- ZAM post
- 'Flames thread
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