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    Akuryou

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    Hardcore dancing in the office!
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    DeviantART is worth killing yourself over. Do it for the lulz!

    Akuryou, aka Feikrei is a dramawhoring emofur scenester, as well as a highschool Freshman who got her art stolen'd on DeviantART by a 10-year-old. When she found out, she slit her wrists over it and sent pictures of it to her friends on MSN. Then she got some of her little Internet friends to go to the 10-year-old's page and call her a "motherfucker" and talk about dismembering her. The 10-year-old subsequently started crying, and her mom who had previously given her permission to be on DeviantART forbid her to go there again until she was 13.

    "Akur", as she is affectionately known by her fangirls, enjoys drawing pictures of rainbow-colored dogs crying because they don't know how to hardcore dance, and garnering as much sympathy as she can get. In her spare time, she enjoys listening to quality music and moshing at clubs. She is terribly afflicted with the emo, and can often be found making empty suicidal threats. Akur's only purpose in life is to provide lulz for all.

    Statements

    Here are the statements that she wrote out on her livejournal:


       
     
    Posted on 2006.10.11 at 17:10

    http://darkvaporeon.deviantart.com <--- The 10 year old's DA account (No longer exists)

    THIS ASSHOLE DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUN TO STEAL MY ARTWORK AND MY CHARACTER -- MY FURSONA, NO LESS AND RENAME HIM TO "RAINBOWZ."

    I've reported him to DA, but so what? I bet DA won't do a damn thing to right this.

    If you've got a DA account, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE go on and flame the asshole before I kill someone. Because I'm honestly shaking and I feel like I'm going to slit someone's throat, in particular, mine.
     


     
     

    Because inciting violence on the internet against a 10-year old for stealing furry pics on DeviantArt is obviously the logical, rational thing to do.

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