⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Child prodigy Akiane Kramarik was sent to earth by our lord Jesus Christ to spread a message of goodness and to end the world's suffering with divinely inspired art. Her poetry, drawings, and paintings, done in a style she has dubbed "imaginatism", are a shining light upon the world.
Featured on national television Akiane can be seen calling attention to
the evils of the world how great she is, and will work God into everything she says. This is interesting considering that her parents are atheists, and she had no exposure to religion throughout her life, of 13 years. Her parents however have recently converted to Judaism in light of just how much people are willing to buy a horribly disproportionate (though cleverly shaded) story-book illustration of Jesus or unicorns.
Akiane lives in Post Falls Idaho and is a trademark of Akiane LLC (not kidding, look it up)
—Akiane, child prodigy
—Akiane on herself
A typical poem by Akiane
Interviews with Akiane
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