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Agoddessfinch
| Agoddessfinch | |
|---|---|
Alias | Finch |
Crimes | Faggot, Hypocrite, Drama Whore |
Battlecry | HEY! LISTEN! |
Drama Level | Moderate Lulz |
AGoddessFinch (Or Kill-Natalie) is a TARTlet who is a hypocrite, drama llama, emo, and lolcow. She has at least 100,000 pageviews and believes in the old DevianTART misconception that popularity is equivalent to skill. Sharpening her artistic teeth the way most TARTlets do, she draws a bit of shitty animu fanart, but more often, writes shitty emo poetry and/or pornsmut.
Finch laid low until one day a fellow writer on dA, Lostindamnation [2] mentioned one of her extremely horrid poems having gotten on the front page of popular writing. Anyone not insane would see that the man (AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO CRITIQUED IT) was quite correct, considering he has a fucking degree in English and she's only a 15 year-old scene bitch. Said deviation can be found here. After having critiqued it, he returned to his life and she proceeded to go batshit insane.
After all, how could ANYONE critique when obviously she is ONE OF THE BEST!? We can only imagine what she did to the others who left a horde of truthful comments on this travesty of a poem.
Contents
All aboard the Drama Train
Finchy can't handle critique, so when she saw what this horrid man had done to her precious little poem, she did the most mature thing and decided to throw a tantrum on Lost's journal (which is deleted now, for some reason). What survived of the drama was another mention in Lost's Journal, and a comment or two on his page (which remain unhidden because he isn't butthurt).
Lostindamnation has successfully avoided looking like an idiot whose fantards had been sicked on poor little Finch. It appears Lostindamnation wasn't the only TARTlet baffled by her front-page fiasco.
—Show-no-Mercy-666, telling it like it is. | ||
— Finchy, being insensitive. | ||
And that would have been the end of that, until Anon discovered what a massive hypocrite she is. A good example of this is when she ranted about people inserting conversations about them and their friends into their journals in order to be funny, then THE NEXT FUCKING DAY she posts this shit, rife with AIM convos between her and her black person dyke best friend.
Not being one to try and stop a moving drama train she continues to maturely write journals on how immature and silly the people attacking her are, instead of say, not caring and moving on, like Lostindamnation has. Also never the one to jump to conclusions, the people doing this to her are are 19 and Canadian, and have reset all of her passwords. Deciding to do actual work for once she did her 'homework' and figured out that:
Because figuring out publicly displayed information and using it to reset your password constitutes hacking.
After much trolling, including admitting her love for maple syrup and beastiality, she decided that hiding everyone's comments who were in anyway negative, and her responses to those comments, was the only way to convince everyone she wasn't a bitch. However, some tartlet, hereafter called "Captain Obvious", decided to post a picture of one of her hate-filled journals with the text, "THERES A REASON EVERYONE IN REAL LIFE HATES YOU, YOU FAKE HYPOCRITE. SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE. IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK WORSE" superimposed on it to a dA Club Deviantart Secret. Continuing with her campaign of maturity she decided to try and set the record straight about herself on issues such as how people who post stuff like this totally aren't worth her time and how she wants to be famous by way of drama:
—Finch, Totally not an attention whore | ||
She was not alone in her defense of her drama whoring honor, her tartlet servitors were also there to shed the light on things subjects such as how her dA watchers equals friends.
Now realizing that people can actually see her hypocracy by merely reading her journals, she's started deleting the offending posts, which will no doubt lead to her deleting fucking everything and quitting dA forever.
LOL I TOTALLY HAET SCENE KIDS!
Despite sporting several different hair colors all at once, a choppy mop, and stupid shit painted on her face, Finchy has declared her hatred of emo and scene kids more than once. In her journal, even in her writing, she has spread her message of hate throughout the tubes despite her obviously belonging to this culture herself. What is most unfortunate for her hypocritical emo ass is, unlike a real journal, this one is public, so we can see her one day talk about carving someone's name into her skin and another day calling someone out for telling people they want to cut themselves. However, not to be shown up by herself, after gaining a few levels in emofaggotry, she upgraded to trying to kill herself.
Finchy is/was a big fan of MCR and writes fanfaction about Gerard fucking Way and wishes to RP Gerard taking it up the ass. She's written an essay of some sort on how much she fucking HATES emos and scene kids. The essay itself is fucking long. TL;DR: I HATE MYSELF.
DeviantDIVA
Her contact info is as follows:
Email: [email protected]
AIM: Suga Jack Me Off
MSN: [email protected]
Yahoo:OhEmGerardWay
The email for her myspace account is [email protected], so feel free to add her!
As far as her little buddies go, there's chikchiky200 (aim s/n), some black person dyke named Alex who Finchy calls "Brown Bear" (Scrubs rip-off ALERT).
Deadmanscrescendo, a lesbian.
Miss Delirium the cunt dating Deadmanscrescendo.
CoCa84 is WAS her girlfriend, Hayley, who doesn't even LIVE in the same state as Finch (but then broke up with her because she realized what an insane twat she was). Hayley lives in New Jersey and they haven't even met IRL.
A History of Attention Whoring
—Finch, I don't want attention | ||
While claiming to be a mature individual and totally not a drama whore, a vast majority of her journals involve vague death threats, never revealing the person who she is attacking, because she is too much of a pussy to verbally attack people irl. This is interspersed with directed hatred, when she gets bold enough to attack people on the internets, being gay for frerard and Gaara, hating on other attention whores and other general faggotry.
MOAR DRAMA
Chances are as soon as Finchy or her henchmen find this article, all these lulzy things will be deleted. Any additional lulz is appreciated.
CAP THAT SHIT! Oh shit they've found us! INCOMING LULZ!! They seem to be trying to ignore us, but not to worry, like any lolcow she'll induce moar drama. She's in a high school same sex relationship for fucks sake, they'll break up within a year. OH LOL THEY DID. Moar drama ensued, her faggot girlfriend dumped her and Finchy is now dating another dyke called Kelsey. Only this one is FUGLY
Nevermind, she deleted the suicide journal.
SHE'S STEALING MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!
On February 6th, more hilarity ensued. Finch wrote a one sentence journal saying 'Beyotch needs to step off my man, ho.'. Apparently (As explained in another entry) there is another girl after Finch's new emo boyfriend. She immediately asked everyone to hack the girl's myspace account, and flame her constantly. Instead of being mature and approaching her parents or a school official, she thought that flaming someone online and using 4chan and Deviantart as her own personal army was a far better solution. This however, shows us how insecure Finch must be. If she is so uncertain in her relationship with her boyfriend (Who's probably gay anyway) that she is venting angrily on the whole thing consistently, then Finch is more of a loser than previously believed. And interestingly enough, how many real life friends who are willing to support Finch must she have if she has to resort to using deviantart users as her own personal way of fighting back?
THE WHORE HAS A NEW HOBBY!! OMG!!
Some new lulz have just flown in from Chicago (home of the TARTlet) which show that she has become a Ted Bundy-loving GORE-WHORE, courtesy of her new dyke Kelsey who thinks serial-killers are "HAWT". This comes as no surprise to EVERYONE that is forced to endure her drama.
Gallery of FAIL
- Nobodylikesfinch.jpg
Nobody likes finch.
- Notworthtime.jpg
But she's totally worth my time
Does trolling bitches go under work experience or hobby on a resume?
- Lossforwords.jpg
She can't habeeb it.
- Genuidesu.jpg
POPULAR MEANS TALENTED, RITE?
- Naaaahway.jpg
- BABIES by AGoddessFinch.jpg
Thinks she's great.
MY EYES!
- Bestfrienddyke.jpg
The truth as told by Finch
- Journalfinch.jpg
Finchy doesn't make sense.
- Journalfinch2.jpg
Convinced that the whole reason she's popular is because she's good, and not because of the very emofaggots she despises reading and faving her shit.
- Journalfinch3.jpg
She hates attention whores, too? Isn't self-loathing great?
Not an attention whore.
- Half Assed Picture by AGoddessFinch.jpg
Pretty funny if you read her "how to be hardcore"
- Black Hair ID by AGoddessFinch.jpg
Hideous.
- The Goddess s New Hair by AGoddessFinch.jpg
Following her own advice in "How to be HARDCORE"
Trying to trick you into thinking she's pretty.
- Tard D by AGoddessFinch.jpg
Narutard.
She's soooo not scene!
- MISFITS by AGoddessFinch.jpg
SAUSAGE FINGERS
- Yarrrfail.jpg
Srsly?
What's her REAL eyecolor anyway?
Smells like skank.
- Me As GeeGee II Expressions by AGoddessFinch.jpg
When no one shoops her, she looks like a rat.
- The Greatest Man Alive by AGoddessFinch.jpg
It's "Gee-gee, not Gerard!"
Not sure what's funnier; the style or the fact that she watermarked it!
- Jared Summer Leto by AGoddessFinch.jpg
Talent.
More real than photos of herself.
- Wandering Eyes Frerard by AGoddessFinch.jpg
Finchy fears proper anatomy.
Guro attempt, it seems.
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