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    Aertheca

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    Greetings traveler! Welcome to the serious business known as Aertheca, a world inhabited predominately by whining bitches, short drunkards and rapists, attention whores with pointy ears, more short midgets, "Halflings" (or, more accurately, human children) and some other races which mostly power builders and wankers use.

    RP Rules

    1. All characters must be the same stereotypical, B-grade fantasy creatures, or else you will never get approval.
    2. If you make any attempt at forming an original character that breaks the stereotypes, the DMs will be jealous of your AMAZING creativity and you will be asked to change everything about your character that makes them interesting.
    3. Attempting to have any degree of fun is highly frowned upon.
    4. Never attempt to reason with any DM at any time, they are all-knowing and far more intelligent than you can possibly imagine.
    5. Characters are allowed to be any alignment, but if you choose anything that isn't in the Good alignment, your character will never receive RP tokens.
    6. Talking about anything in-character that does not include politics about the wars that no one cares about will result in you receiving no tokens.
    7. If you play a female character and she is not a Mary-Sue, you will never receive RP tokens.
    8. Being creative will not earn you RP tokens.
    9. Breathing will result in you never receiving RP tokens.
    10. And remember, have fun!

    Available Classes on Aerthca

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    Anyone who plays a character with the slightest RDD or PM in them is clearly gay -- WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE ABBREVIATIONS MEAN FUCK YOU

    These are the main classes on Aertheca.

    • Fighter - Played by Internet tough guys, this character was designed for pussies who get beaten up a lot IRL and want to pretend to be tough.
    • Wizard - This character can use magick skills such as Telekinesis and Powerword. Everyone plays a wizard because they kick ass.
    • Cleric - See Fred Phelps. Played by those who like to be the heal-bitch for everyone else, especially fighters.
    • Rogue - Thievish abilities. Also responsible for killing the party several times on botched disarm trap rolls. Usually played by weeaboos who want to be like Naruto but wind up sucking because they spend all of their skill points in shit that doesn't actually keep them or anyone else alive.
    • Monk - a kung-fu type warrior (for the wapanese). At higher levels become fucking invulnerable and kill people in one hit, but everyone's a dumbfuck and plays a fighter instead of these guys.
    • Paladin - A strict code forces these characters to be faggots, much like the players themselves, which results in this being a popular class among nerds.
    • Bard - Most cyber whores.
    • Druid - Is a pagan who pretends he can shapeshift but in actuality just puts on a fursuit and then losses all ability to talk or use weapons - can only skritch. Games like Baldur's Gate II had fursecution as a storyline where furries attacked the town of Trademeet.
    • Barbarian - Like a fighter, only they're from the uncivilized lands and can declare jihad about three times per day so they can smack the shit out of everyone else. However, they're generally played by retards and black persons.
    • Sorcerer - Wizards with less spells known but more per day and cast off of their charisma. Apparently they're the spawn of humans and dragons which makes them the most commonly played class by otherkin.

    Other Classes

    Some even combine the classes - those types of people are complete fucking morons. Other classes which make you a fag:

    • Assassins - Stop looking up girls' skirts, pedophile.
    • Arcane Archer - Clearly for those who have no ingenuity at making builds. Bunch of fairies.
    • Blackguard - Who the fuck plays that?
    • Champion of Torm - Torm exists on Aertheca? Yeah, that's what I thought. Now shut the hell up and admit you took the class for divine wrath.
    • Dwarven Defiler - Stop running around naked.
    • Harper Scout - So fucking useless
    • Shifter - Why don't you just go fucking cosplay instead?
    • Shadowdancer - See Assassin.
    • Weapon Master - I like your scythe, greatsword, rapier.

    Terminology

    • Player - Everyone that's on the server to have fun.
    • Character - The waste of time that you, the player, control.
    • DM - The wonderful staff members that are there to assure that you have as much fun as possible.
    • Admin - The higher staff members that are there to ensure that the DMs are making your life fun.

    Meet the Staff

    • Roo - Lead admin. 33 year old Aussie with 3,000 some posts.
    • Anthrax - Roo's bitch. Runs any events which have to do with Seere, and is often found torturing characters in Bandin. There is substantial evidence suggesting that he enjoys horse anus.
    • Dworkin - The short Admin. Dworkin enjoys: 1) Throwing your characters in jail. 2) Never finishing events. 3) Touching horses alongside with Antrhax.
    • Majestix/Elysium - Yes, they are the same person. Excessive alcoholism has caused him to look like Brian Peppers. For more information, check out Sweden.
    • Quaz - Very fat.

    Meet the Players

    • the_one_54321 - Enjoys teh flame.
    • DragonWR12LB - Not a wide receiver or a linebacker. More like fat whore instead.
    • Aressa - Got drama?
    • SeinOW - Enjoys telling people what to do. Also likes to alienate player's characters.
    • Morim - Just another moron who spends his time saying "Hey guuuyyyss, listen to me - you all are being teh dumb, guuuyyyyssss listen to me! - wow so cool AND who is a complete /b/tard.

    See Also

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    Forerunners:

    AngbandDiabloDungeons & DragonsFATALRagnarokRogueWarhammer 40,000

    MMORPGs:

    Age of ConanAnarchy OnlineCity of HeroesConquer OnlineDark Age of CamelotDarkfallEarth EternalEVE OnlineEverQuestEverQuest IIFinal Fantasy XIFinal Fantasy XIVFree RealmsHero OnlineLifeMapleStoryMinecraftPangyaRagnarok OnlineRuneScapeRuby Dragon EntertainmentSilkroad OnlineStar Wars: The Old RepublicTabula RasaToontownUltima OnlineWikipediaWorld of WarcraftWWII Online

    Semi-MMORPGs:

    Diablo IIDiablo IIIEndless OnlineFurcadiaGaia OnlineGraalGuild WarsKingdom of LoathingProgress QuestSecond LifeTibiaWar Thunder

    Developers:

    Blizzard EntertainmentJagexSony Online Entertainment

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