⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Adobe® Photoshop®
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Adobe® Photoshop® is the internet's premier photo editing software. Its very advanced features, present in no other image manipulation software, allow you to perform complex tasks such as creating desktop wallpapers of your favorite Anime characters and airbrushing your webcam pictures to remove rolls of fat and pimples.
Nobody knows how much Adobe® Photoshop® costs or how Adobe® can still make money because nobody has ever actually purchased a copy of it before. Every copy of Adobe® Photoshop® in use today is actually the same pirated copy that has been in circulation for several years.
If you wish to indicate that an image has been altered using the Adobe® Photoshop® program, the only acceptable way of saying so is as follows: "This image seems as though it has been enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software." The term "photoshopped" is incorrect and a violation of the Adobe® Photoshop® trademark.
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Photoshop® Contests
Recent™ versions of Adobe® Photoshop© have approximately® over 9000 features™. Exactly two of them (Rotate Canvas and Auto Levels©) are actually useful for touching up your vacation pictures. The only legitimate use® for the approximately 96,999,998© other features is to enter a "Photoshop® contest." Whoever spends hours® making the best fake photograph wins the prize©. Since the only advantage™ of photography over drawing is that it's faster and more accurate, this practice™ is unbelievably stupid.
Riding on the coattails of their program's massive success, the creators at Adobe® thought that it would be interesting to start up their own competition with the people who use Photoshop®. They sent out e-mails to the people that actually registered the program to explain the rules. The ten people with registered copies worked day and night. No one won the competition, many bawwed and Adobe® ran away from the competition ideas that they had.
Asking for help
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Our rendition:
Sites with Photoshop® Contests
- Something Awful
- Fark
- Worth 1000
- Cracked.com
- 4chan's /b/ board
People who use Photoshop®
- Camwhores
- /b/-tards
- underage girls
- Pedophiles
- North Korea
- Furries
- Weaboos
- You
Free Alternatives to Photoshop®
- The best open sores alternative to Photoshop® is The PIMP.
- The best proprietary, patented, copyrighted, restricted, DRM-infected, homosexual alternative is Irfanview.
- Krita is like MS Paint combined with Fag-a-shop itself, but a gazillion times better (and it's free). Not only does it come with everything you expect in Commission-shop (by expect, I mean the things that only "you" are going to use), but it's 100% compatible with all .PTSD files. Stop throwing your money away like an Apple-fag and try it out!
Gallery
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What happens when a 16-year-old girl has enough hard-earned money to buy Adobe® Photoshop®.
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What happens when a 13-year-old boy pirates Adobe® Photoshop®.
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A camwhore will often deny using Photoshop®.
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What happens when these camwhores are too stupid to pirate software and go to /b/ for help.
An illegitimate instance of use for image enhancement of Adobe® Photoshop®.
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Coulda Had A VX
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- Into The Van Shoop.png
An alternate image.
- Phail.jpg
- Anime Guys Wallpaper by MewMidnight.jpg
- Twilightshopped.png
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This is the first thing all teenage girls do when they get Photoshop®.
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The first thing 12 year old girls will do with Photoshop®.
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It's all a lie.
primates have yet to develop the brain functions necessary to operate firearms.
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Zuckerberg confirmed for ponyfag.
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Hiding STD's since 1990.
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- Badphotoshop.jpg
what a typical user will do with Photoshop®.
A poorly-drawn missile launch, courtesy of Iran.
- Hopingtomakeselflookbetterwithphotoshop.jpg
what happens when the Retards discover Photoshop®.
- Lolphotoshop.jpg
The proper way to use Photoshop® is with women who are hot to begin with.
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- Photoshop - Fails - 02.jpg
- Sharks - Fauxpics - 07.jpg
- Photoshoop.PNG
- Photoshop-lessons.jpg
- Photoshop-3d-design.jpg
- Shopped1.jpg
- Shoopdagirl.png
- Adobe-photoshop-cs4.jpg
See Also
- Krita - Adobe® Photoshop®'s leading rival software.
- MS Paint - Adobe® Photoshop®'s "former" leading rival software.
- Gimp - Inefficient open source alternative.
- Irfanview
- Nice try
- Meme Combining - A good use.
- Garfield - A common target of Photoshop
- Dragon Ball AF - All content for this urban legend created with Adobe® Photoshop®.
- Lotus Breast - Famous shock image made with Adobe® Photoshop®.
- Interpol Hunt SwirL-Face
- This Looks Shopped
- Shoop da whoop
External Links
- PhotoshopDisasters A blog dedicated to the most impressive Shoop failures in the marketing industry.
Adobe® Photoshop® 200px is part of a series on Digital Media
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