⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
ADDICTING IS NOT A WORD. THE ADJECTIVE IS "ADDICTIVE".
An addict is a person who does something or uses something excessively to the point of being self-destructive and doesn't assume responsibility for his or her actions. Usually some fucktard that parties too hard, doesn't have the willpower to stop then gets butthurt for attention. Also applies to whores, whether Attention Whores, Comment Whores, or any kind of whore for that matter, for they are all addicted to attention or some other bullshit. Addicts come in many shapes, sizes and black person, and everyone you know is an addict to something.
Where to Find Addicts
"Addicts" can be found all over LiveJournal, tumblr, anywhere on the internet, or anywhere IRL for that matter. Black people are frequently addicted to the white wimminz; Jews are addicted to money; /b/tards are addicted to fapping; Nigra Cell is addicted to lazers; and Women are addicted to emotion, drama, and also to sweet, sweet cash. Anything and everything can be addictive, from the most mundane to the most extraordinary.
Frequent Sayings from Addicts
- It's a disease
- Do you have any change?
- I can stop if I want to
- I have no control over myself
- I almost died
- I need treatment
- I'm not really addicted
- I'll quit for you
- I'm never drinking again
Treatment for addiction usually comes from a shitty TV show, coercion from family members, or a judge. They usually involve some 12 step program whose primary message is that you need God to help you, and you're helpless without Him. This can sometimes cause lulz when the addict tries to get away and ends up getting caught drunk driving/dead/in a hotel room with 3 whores and a guy dressed like your mom. After the addict is treated they frequently become bible-thumpers and are extremely religious. This just goes to show that you're never actually cured of this "Addiction", you just trade it for some other bullshit.
Addicting ADDICTIVE things
- Gay shit
- Drugs in general
- World of Warcrack
- TV Tropes
- Marijuana Addiction
- The internet, really