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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Adam Laird Katswell
|File:Aspergerbenice.gif||This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Adam Laird Katswell (Real name: Adam Laird) is a 23 year old manchild living with his mother, Donna Laird, in Jefferson County, West Virginia. Adam is convinced he is the son of a Nickelodeon cartoon character Kitty Katswell and believes to posses the ability to turn into a Super Sayain, Danny phantom and Optimums Prime. Adam should be reported to the authorities if seen within 50 feet of a school, not only because he's a well documented pedophile but also because he may try and fuck a school bus. Adams autism knows no bounds, Spider-man, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Transformers, and Power Rangers are a staple in the Larid household and their refrigerator is plastered with cross over fan-fictions.
A self described "writer" Adam first became known from his deviant art account, that housed such works as Spiderman fighting Megatron, his inner monolog as he embraces his mother Kitty Katswel, or the various progressions of his Super Sayain transformations. It also provided a gallery of Buses pictures of pictures of Buses, literal power transformers and himself with a Dora the Explorer doll. Not only does Adam posses writing abilities rivaling Hemingway, he also believes he is able to kill people over the internet using his "Autism Blast" that he uses against his various trolls, the same trolls who coerce him into having cyber sex over Facebook by making him think he's talking to a 13 year old girl. Fortunately for the DA community he was hacked and subsequently banned.
Shamed, Adam sought refuge in the most pathetic man child ridden place on the internet, Fur Affinity, here his bus fetish pales in peculiarity to the diaper furs, his pedophilia is consonant with most of the members so its really no big deal, all in all Adam has found his home. He is white knighted by OmniverseGirl and is still posting fan-fics to this day.
Adam's JewTube iswhere you can find such gems as his Power Ranger collection, Adam listening to the Humpty Hump while traveling in a bus, and he and his mother out for a Sunday drive. Every time he opens his mouth glass is prone to break as his voice sits at a respectable 120 decibels, his unbearable shrill causes his videos to be bombarded with dislikes.
Thanks to him doxxing himself, you can find Adam at 139 Bluegrass Lane, Harper's Ferry, 25425, or you can check your nearest truck stop or bus depot, where he can be found lubing up his dick with motor oil and sticking it in the nearest tail pipe. His mother's phone number is (304) 283-6011, in case if you need to call that dumb old bitch and tell her what her dumb fat-ass son has been doing. Adam does nothing but sleep, eat, and rape little kids (such as his niece). He also watches children's shows in his room. Not that many people have seen his room, but faggots that have witnessed such horrid depravity have described the room as being small with only a TV and a computer and although the lights were off, they also saw baby toys. After that, the faggots rightfully decided to commit suicide due to the trauma.
Adams gallery of Bus Porn and Transformers
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