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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    @CapsCop

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    Idiocy is nothing new in the world of twitter, but one enterprising soul has found a new and amusing way to troll thousands of people at once with little to no effort. This individual, known only as @CapsCop, has written a bot that scans the real-time twitter feed and replies to anyone typing in ALL CAPS with one of several canned responses. With minimal work this person or persons has infuriated scores of semi-literate ghetto-dwelling hash-tag-using trashy people, so much that they have followed the instructions provided in the sidebar and called up voicemail, leaving angry, vitriolic messages over such innocuous posts as "guess who's a little caps lock happy?"

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    FUCK YOU I FUCKIN OWN YOU


     


     
     

    Twitter-favicon.png ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER, LEGEND OF THE FUCKING INTERNET

       
     
    DON'T BE MOTHERFUCKIN LEAVIN SHIT ON MY PAGE
     

     
     

    —AN ANGRY BLACK YOUTH

       
     
    LIKE HOW DO YOU LIKE JUST LIKE... JUST.. OH THAT'S QUITE RUDE!
     

     
     

    SOME AIRHEADED BITCH


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    Keep it down over there!


     


     
     

    —@Whoever needs to learn how to use their indoor voice.

       
     
    If you love caps lock so much why don't you marry it?
     

     
     

       
     
    Did you get peanut butter on your caps lock key again?
     

     
     

       
     
    CapsCop, CapsCop, watcha gonna do, watcha gonnna do when I come for you?


     


     
     

    —@Whoever was trying to make all of their followers deaf with that tweet. Quiet down over there!

       
     
    If you keep typing in all caps you could shoot your eye out!
     

     
     


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