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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
—50 via Twitter
50 cents (aka Curtis Jackson, aka 50¢, $0.50 or Thirty One Pence (at current exchange rates)) is a youth leader and community organiser for the Republican Party. This inspiring young nigger from New York City rose from humble roots, selling crack cocaine on street corners, getting discovered by wigger rapper Eminem to living the American Dream and becoming one of the nation's leading advocates for all things USA: from conspicuous consumption and being the poster boy for Capitalism to being one of the leading advocates for 2nd Amendment rights and spokesman for the NRA.
He is best known for getting shot a lot, rapping about all the crimes he's ever committed without getting arrested for it, his hit video games about shooting people and being the only valid reason to have a twatter account. Following Mr. ¢'s twitter feed is mandatory (or he will shoot you) and probably the only thing on the Internets that will make you LOL WUT and/or
ROFL facepalm after all these years. This is what happens when a manchild discovers the World Wide Web for the first time.
Mr. Cents was born to a 15 year old crack whore in some New York Ghetto. Shortly after returning home with her newborn and dodging the usual incoming gunfire, 50 cents began selling crack because he gots to support da family. The average life expectancy for Queens inhabitants being what it is, his mother died at the ripe age of 27 after being date raped and gassed in her home like a Jew. 50 then had to step up the crack selling. After being arrested, he somehow managed to earn his GED in prison while also adopting his new fursona as a rapper.
Leaving his drug dealing ways behind, 50 began his "musical" career and began writing songs. His first single cleverly entitled "How to Rob" was a moderate success. In a fitting reaction, he was then shot nine times by Mike Tyson's evil henchman. Why Mr. Tyson wanted 50 cents dead is still unknown but it is widely speculated that he wanted all of 50's delicious ears.
—This just in: Getting shot in the face burns.
God's cruel sense of humor allowed him to survive the nine gunshots. 50 mistook God's joke as some sort of miracle and went on to fully recover. His street cred for getting shot attracted wigger rapper Eminem and his rapping career took off. He then bought shares in vitamin water because nothing shows how hard you are better than a shity tasting water supplement drink.
Even though 50 had made several recordings, he was sadly lacking the sufficient talent to make any kind of breakthrough into the big leagues. According to sources within the music industry a wind of change came when Mr Cent by chance met an up-and-cumming rapper named M&M at a rave/disco that was being thrown to celebrate M&M's coming out of the closet. As a result of his seeing 50's enormous endowment he was directed immediately towards the notorious super-producer/gay-rights activist Andre "Dr. Dre" Young. The good doctor, having grown tired of taking it in the ass from both the Jews and Eazy-E at the same time for many years was looking for his next "big-thing", and he was no stranger to the game.
The fact that 50's face had become riddled with gun-shot wounds in his youth seriously affected his speech patterns. Not to be discouraged by the small technicality of his being unable to speak fluent English, Eminem told Dre that he could do all the writing for his new disabled friend. Some argue that this was only because he wanted to hear the sound of his words issuing forth from the kind of powerful black man he always wishes he was. Dr. Dre then bought 50 Cent for approximately 1 million pieces of Jew gold. Shortly afterward, Eminem began to ghostwrite for him and Dre cobbled together some tracks using music that he shamelessly stole from Limewire. He got really famous and niggers fell in love, they play his songs on the radio Ad nauseam, etc. Nobody with any sense gives a fuck about 50 Cents or that crazy nigger jungle-bop anyway. It is also confirmed from Eminem that Mr. Cent has a very small penis. When the have bum sex in "Da Club" Its not as fun as when Dre but rams him.
He thinks he is an actor how cute
Photos emerged in early 2010 showing 50 cent in a very thin state. People began speculating. Is it Cancer? Is it AIDS? Crack? Unfortunately none of is true(except possibly the AIDS and crack). 50 was sitting in his gold plated chair one day and his success finally got to his head. 50 cents is now an actor! His skinniness was preparation for a future roll he would be playing as a cancer patient. Don't fret though, he can still get cancer later.
In August 2010, 50 cent's twitter account exploded with some absolutely batshit insane tweets.
It all started when 50's management handed over the keys to his twitter account, which proved to be like handing the keys to an alcoholic autist with Tourette's. He starts out complaining about taking out the trash.
The previous picture depicts a particularly offensive tweet he made joking about shooting up a gay wedding. This came after Perez Hilton called him a douchebag. Fiddy got butthurt and responded with one of the greatest tweets in the history of twitter. Anti-gay-defamation organizations are now calling for an apology. 50 cents
has yet to respond does not give a flying fuck. He has way too many more people to offend.
—50 cent, Twitter
50 Also unleashed his rage at Twitpic when his account was suspended after a spree of strange images.
50 as Saddam
As an old person?
50 as our glorious leader
The picture that set off alarms at twitter.
Nobody at team 50 cent seems to have noticed that people are laughing at him and he is still tweeting his insane drivel.
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