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    Anonymous Artist. Permutation of GTA-V's cover.
    Pictured: Chemfag, STI, Smiley, Halfwhite and Popckorn.

    [12:25] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> So STI, how much jewgolds did you end up loosing anyway ?
    [12:25] <savetheinternet> $130 USD



    — An update

    4chon.net logo.png
    Major Boards/new/, /r9k/, /meta/
    Epic WinsNothing much
    Websitehttp://4chon.net/ Dead
    Because admitting you lost over $120 will get the hacker to stop a DDOS.
    The pink logo for 4chon.net.
    If you go to that thread, you'll see that some posts are missing
    And here you see the .net admins reaction to getting called on their bullshit.
    Take a look at one of their policies and compare it to the image above.
    File:4chon mods.png
    4chon.net moderators are a friendly sort.

    4chon.net was created May 1, 2010, as a ripoff of 4chon.org.

    It is a relatively shitty, anti-semitic imageboard with only two boards: a cancerous and seldom-used /r9k/ board, and a /stormfront/ board. The one who does nearly all the moderating on the site is named Coolrun, from the movie Cool Runnings about Jamaican bob sledders. It is ironic their white supremacist site is run by a black man, if not that then at least a jew who loves negroes.

    4chon.net is also the only run-off 4chan site that is unofficially supported by moot.

    4chon.net has, since its launch, attempted to spam the older 4chon.org to steal users, as well as spammed elsewere on the interbutts. Because of this, 4chon.net is wordfiltered on 4chan and will earn you a 24 hour ban if your post text contains that URL.

    Attempting to mention this or ask them to stop usually results in a ban, however on occasion they may pretend to care... before banning you. (see first pic)

    In late march and early April 2011 the admins attempted to require users log on via their facebook account to post, however no one wanted to and realizing it would cause a shit storm if it went mandatory as planned, it was given up. Rumors also indicate that 4chon.net intends to exchange banners with ohinternet.

    The board is regularly full of CP, gore, gay spanking pics, spam, etc. that the mods leave up forever. There's a lot of spam However the second anyone makes the slightest criticism of the moderators, the moderator Coolrun swoops in and in seconds deletes all of that person's posts and bans them forever. The site doesn't have any other moderators that visit more than once a week. Coolrun has no job, never leaves his room, poops and pees in a jar which his mom empties, and is basically Kimmo Alm--sadly this shit is not unusual. Their /meta/ board has tons of complaints how their /r9k/ last lost all originality and creativity, but then mention the fact that Coolrun deletes all creative and original posts and the same thing--permanent ban and all your posts you've ever made deleted. He also hates fart and poop jokes, which he will do the same mod abuse to.

    The whole /meta/ board is heavily censored. What is left is a competition between people of showing off how much Stockholm Syndrome they can show to the mods. Occassionally the most grievous complaint showing just how bad the board and mods are is left after hundreds of attempts of resposting. The board's sole mod Coolrun then censors all replies so all replies are nothing but a huge Stockholm Syndrome fest to see who can bash the victim to win approval of Coolrun.



    <savetheinternet> i posted one image at the very start of .net, to get users that perhaps misspelt 4chon.net and accidentally went on .org


    savetheinternet, 4chon.net owner, explaining that he was NOT spaming, he was making sure people visiting a site around for years did not go there by mistake when they meant to go to a brand new site that just launched that noone had heard of... wait wut ?

    4chon.net does yet more advertising.

    4chon.net admin admitting to spamming, after attempting a self promotional edit of their previous entry.

    savetheinternet ([email protected]) has joined #4chon
    <savetheinternet> nekoarc at it again
    <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> hemad
    <savetheinternet> http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=List_of_*chan_boards
    <savetheinternet> >4chon.net has, since its launch, attempted to spam the older 4chon.org to steal users
    <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> i know
    <savetheinternet> OH, OKAY
    <NekoArc> so you're saying that you forgot that you posted a few times doing that exact thing?
    <savetheinternet> i posted one image at the very start of .net, to get users that perhaps misspelt
                      4chon.net and accidentally went on .org
    <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> Um, bullshit.
    <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> .org existed for..... how logn before .net ? Over a year rite ?
    <savetheinternet> what's your point? .org has always been a small chan
    <savetheinternet> mine has a different audience
    <Acid> savetheinternet, just admit you're a useless faggot

    And two minutes later... he says this.

    <savetheinternet> we don't need to advertise for traffic
    <NekoArc> cept that you have
    <savetheinternet> nope
    <Acid> liar
    <NekoArc> how else would your site url be spamfiltered on 4chan?
    <savetheinternet> because moot is a faggot
    [02:14:26] <+Clyde> Donations: http://r9k1.org/ | http://r9k1.org/ and http://r9knew.org/
                        aren't banned URLs on 4chan
    [02:14:27] <+pomf> squirrelchan is a squirrel character who draws
    [02:14:40] <+Clyde> nice encouragement of advertising, STI
    [02:14:46] <+slowpoke9000> oh the faggot squirel. i know who taht is!
    [02:14:48] <~savetheinternet> what?
    [02:14:53] <~savetheinternet> where?
    [02:14:53] <+pomf> she draws the squirrel drawing your thing
    [02:15:03] <+FlutterShy_Phan> Clyde, what are you on about?
    [02:15:07] <+Clyde> right at the top of the irc
    [02:15:12] <+FlutterShy_Phan> Where?
    [02:15:12] <+slowpoke9000> if you just say faggot squirel everyone knows what your talking about
    [02:15:14] <+FlutterShy_Phan> Nothing there bro./
    [02:15:23] <+Clyde> STI said he never encourages advetising of 4chon on 4chan
    [02:15:30] <~savetheinternet> i didn't say that
    [02:15:30] <+Clyde> it's right there at the top
    [02:15:34] <+Clyde> http://4chon.net/ | Status: down | http://status.4chon.net/ |
                        Donations: http://r9k1.org/ | http://r9k1.org/ and http://r9knew.org/
                        aren't banned URLs on 4chan | 4chon mods have "&" next to their name | #tinyboard -->
    [02:15:38] <~savetheinternet> i said i don't encourage spamming
    [02:15:40] <~savetheinternet> http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=cache:http://4chon.net/network.html
    [02:15:47] <~savetheinternet> These domains are yet to be banned from 4chan, so it's possible 
                                  to let others know that we exist there. This doesn't mean blatantly 
                                  spam/advertise, and 4chon staff do not promote the idea of spamming.
    [02:16:00] <+Clyde> then why say urls related to you site aren't banned?
    [02:16:02] <+Clyde> exactly
    [02:16:09] <+Clyde> you still encourage it
    [02:16:11] <+FlutterShy_Phan> Clyde
    [02:16:25] <+Clyde> so it's your fault
    [02:16:26] <+FlutterShy_Phan> When someone says something along the lines of "Oh, /r9k/ or /new/ don't exist"
    [02:16:26] <&cjhard> >4chon staff do not promote the idea of spamming
    [02:16:29] <+FlutterShy_Phan> We just direct them there
    [02:16:34] <&cjhard> >you still encourage it
    [02:16:35] <&TheGent> ...Because there are still /new/ and /r9k/ users on 4chan?
    [02:16:40] <+kendle> I have a confession
    [02:16:42] <&cjhard> Clyde, learn to reading comprehension
    [02:16:59] <+kendle> I posted a single 4chon demotivator on /tv/ yesterday
    [02:17:05] <+Clyde> 4chan is usually very hostile to your adertising
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    List of banned 4chon.net vandals/spammers

    What the contributions of a 4chon.net vandal look like.

    The following users have been banned from ED for shamelessly promoting their website.

    AnonTalk 2.0 / Kimmo Alm connection

    4chon.net is quite possibly AnonTalk 2.0 and may even be run by Kimmo Alm himself.

    1. It gets all its traffic through spamming 4chan!
    2. The moderation style is exactly like AnonTalk. People banned randomly for fun. A button allowing all posts a user makes deleted in one click and abused constantly. All ban appeals rejected. At the same time, people are able to violate the rules like crazy because they're secretly moderators. The /meta/ board is censored like crazy. Each thread is a one-sided Stockholm Syndrome style praising of the moderators and bashing of anyone who does not worship them. The other side is not even seen because its posts are deleted. The moderators even give ban reasons in the mod logs which have nothing to do with why they unfairly banned innocent people.
    3. Child porn -- CP is posted constantly and it lingers for days. But make a single criticism of the moderators, post a fart joke, or heavens dare to post a single picture of a human turd and within minutes the moderators will delete all posts the person has made and permanently bans their IP address.
    4. Despite the Kimmo Alm style moderation, ironically complaining 4chan.org has too strict of moderation is a common theme on 4chon.net. 4chan.org has almost non-existent moderation and only bans for posting child porn or spamming advertisements, which is what 4chon.net's loyal userbase does on 4chan.org.
    5. They tried to force users to log into their Facebook accounts to post, to stop ban evasion.

    Excellent Uptime, Comrades!

    After claiming they were ddos proof, they got a nice ovening

    Because of the spamming that people from the site have done, they've been the target of spam and denial of service attacks. So much so, they made a status page. There's been at least 6 attacks that have happened during the sites short life. Since the most recent one, they hid the fact of one of the attacks. Whenever you say that you're well protected against ddos attacks, you're just asking for it


    After the edit wars that carried over from the old ED, some people decided to pester other people about it and they got pissed off and decided to attack them so they could get kicked off of Dreamhost. Needless to say, it worked

    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> Hello,
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> We had a rather serious network outage due to a DDOS and our admins have
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> indicated that this has come in the form of an attack to your site
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> 4chon.net.  Our admins had to null route your ip during the attack to
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> stem some of the attack.  We specifically cannot support such sites that
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> are targets of DDOS attacks on our network, especially considering the
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> outage that occurred that affected all customers. The site 4chon.net
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> must be moved to another host.
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> Thanks!
    [01:13:22] <~savetheinternet> Justin K

    Link to Dreamhost's major outage. There's some funny shit in there.

    During this attack there was quite an outrage from some of the staff, this converstation being one of them.

    A friendly staff member chatting it up
    [23:34:19] <Seisatsu> You wanna tell Ryan to fuck off?
    [23:34:37] <Seisatsu> Nah, I guess you don't mind him destroying 100,000 sites to kick us off the net
                          for a few hours.
    [23:34:40] <NekoArc> i can't control wht people outside my site do
    [23:34:51] <Seisatsu> Oh, but he's doing it for you.
    [23:35:05] <Seisatsu> Even if you didn't ask him to.
    [23:35:38] <NekoArc> i'm taking the philisophy of you guys
    [23:35:44] <NekoArc> they're doing it outside of my site
    [23:35:47] <Seisatsu> I know we're a thorn in your side, but is it worth that level of destruction to you?
    [23:35:47] <NekoArc> so they're not my problem
    [23:37:47] <Seisatsu> Then we will remember your answer, and hold it against your character forever.
                          You wouldn't mind.
    [23:38:02] <Seisatsu> We knew you were a dick, we just didn't realize you were an evil fuck.
    [23:38:08] <Seisatsu> See ya then.
    [23:46:11] <NekoArc> lol
    [23:47:02] <NekoArc> your other staff said that they can't control what their users do and won't even put an effort to say
                         "hey, stop spamming 4chon.org"
    [23:47:12] <NekoArc> while this
    [23:47:16] <NekoArc> I can't stop ryan

    <savetheinternet> you come onto IRC and make these stupid claims

    <savetheinternet> and you expect me to forgive you for the harm you've caused me and my friends?


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    Top trolling tactics

    • Post scatporn to every board. They really, really love it. Their less popular boards also will still show the post for days because they need a bump to clear it out.
    • Make lots of fecal related jokes. When banned, promptly evade and let them know, and resume.
    • Post the thread ">Israel has never lost a war." next line ">Germany has never won a war." on /new/ using this image http://www.craftster.org/pictures/data/500/medium/hanukkahsweater_front.jpg .
    • Post jokes and fetish topics about women farting and pooping.
    • Post something like, "Coolrun, the main moderator here, gets his name from the movie Cool Runnings about Jamaican bob sledders and it means Coolrun is a negro or a jew who likes to promote negroes." Remember 4chon is a white supremacist site.
    • Go to /v/, and post "Have you ever refused to stop playing games to use the toilet and pooped your pants?" using an image of a woman pooping her pants.
    • Post a Peter Chimaera on /meta/ with File:Youarethedemons.png as the pic. Feel free to improve upon the example:

    Coolrun waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were scat porn postings in the 4chon. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cactus were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
    Coolrun was a moderator for four chon. When he was young he watched the moderators and he said to dad “I want to be a mod, daddy.”
    Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY SCAT PORN”
    There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the website of 4chon he knew there were poop pictures posted.
    “This is Coolrun” the radio crackered. “You must fight the poo pictures!”
    So Coolrun gotted his mouse and deleted the threads.
    “HE GOING TO DELETE US” said the scat porns
    “I will poop at him” said the scat porn and he fired the feces like rockets out his butt. Coolrun deleted at him and tried to ban him up. But then his mouse broke and they were trapped and not able to delete. “No! I must delete the poo images” he shouted
    The radio said “No, Coolrun. You are the poo images”
    And then Coolrun was a zombie.

    • Make a dozen threads on how the Germanic people are furries and chimp out all the time. Normally shit threads, but somebody there does it so much that it really gets on their nerves.
    • Go around posting "Coolrun likes scat and that's a fact!" Put a few random letters in at the beginning of each post to bypass the duplicate post detector. Another thing to post all around is how all the people have Stockholm Syndrome toward Coolrun.

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