⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Dvach consists of more than 40 boards: 6 discussion (site discussion, anime, philosophy and other shit no one cares about), 25 special interest boards (cars, bikes, books, games, programming, music, cats, fashion and so on) and whole 12 boards devoted solely to animu.
Dvach also has a random board located at http://2ch.hk/b/ so you won’t miss it. It was created following the example of the big /b/ro. There are no rules, so everybody can post anything he or she want (except illegal stuff, it's illegal to post CP in Russia and it can result in being b& and v&). /b/ also adopted 4chan’s talking style with its specific slang. Dvach's /b/ board is, unsurprisingly, most popular. It used to get at least 5 million posts per day, and due to this (actually, due to endless meaningless spam by Rozen Maiden fags and Perl programmers) every post has to be verified by CAPTCHA. Doesn't stop spammers from spamming though.
Hentai (/h/, /ho/, /y/, /u/ and /ls/) boards were hidden and pr0n boards are closed due to attention from Police and KGB. That’s what dvachers prefer to think, as sometimes dvach indeed consists solely of pr0n and cp, due to floods (“wipes”). In fact, dvach once raided pedo forums because it was pissed off by their constant spam and arrogant replies. The closing decision was made a few months ago when dvach's admin Zoi wanted to win the Best Runet Site Competition prize. Of course, he failed. Since than all adult-content-posters freely migrated to the Random board where now you can find almost anything you want, except real girls.
Glorious people of dvach
As any other popular chan, dvach is largely stratified. Major groups were:
- Schoolboys (does not actually mean that such poster still attends high school). Dumb and immature fucks which are to be replied with “hurry, go to class, its really late!”.
- Newfags. Unaware of the rules, trying to force retarded memes, and such. Easy to spot.
- Oldfags, the ones that saw the first 1-get in /b/. Largely nonexistent.
- Rozen Maiden(Official Rozen Maiden Thread) worshippers collectively known as “Doll-chan” (also applies to Doll-chan infected board), a cross-chan conspiracy of aspies who, no matter what, will post and post and post images of Rozen Maiden dolls into their “Official Rozen Maiden” thread. Sometimes known as Rozenkreuzers.
- Bydło (cattle in Polish), word used by geeks, basement dwellers, btards and other losers to describe "normal" people.
- Nebydło (un-cattle), bydlo's antipode — elitist, usually Russia-hating dissident writers. Easily trollable as well.
- Devoted trolls, may appear as any of the above.
- Rozen Maiden worshipers moar like desufags
- Whorefuckers — prostitution advocates. They like to discuss visited hookers and to troll permavirgins, basement dwellers and other dumbfucks that haven't sex.
- Valery Syutkin — he may look and sing a lot like Rick Astley, but this impression is completely wrong: he will let you down, hurt you etc by punching you in your fucking whore face. But only if you are a woman... Unfunny forced meme posted over and over by the same retarded underage virgin.
- Leonid Vasilevski — the most trollable person in the world. He was trolled to the point of killing his parents with a pistol (his father was a bigass official so it made it to the newspapers) and going to the militia (russian police). This by far was the greatest impact dvach had on the real world.
- Black Overlord (Ben Gunn, the pornstar) because 2ch.hk is an anime forum for queers.
- Nomad — see Xynta.
- Artemy Lebedev, the designer famous for his rich obscene lexicon that he uses in his many reviews.
- Interesting person — the character of two videos from YouTube, shot on a mobile phone. His favorite phrase is the requirement «Saw my door!», addressed to the two policemen. "Saw" means "Created".
- Natalia Poklonskaya — Chief Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea and an angel, concurrently the heroine of the Internet who has become waifu of anons all around the world.
and other, thousands of them
2ch.hk and 2ch.ru
After 2ch's death in 2009 most people moved to 2-ch.ru (Russian: tirech, sosach, mochan), that became a clone of the original site that now is located at 2ch.hk. It has nothing to do with Zoi's Dvach: these boards are different and are created by different people and have different rules, but admin of 2ch.hk Nariman Namazov named his site as Dvach (2ch) because 2ch was a famous brand.
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Vikentiy Fesunov - real creator of 2ch.ru prooflink
USSR-chan. The youngest among mascots and the oldest by chronology. Appeared in September 2006. Initially had a bad revengeful nature (killing Tsuruya on a few occasions) but later became just tricky.
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Dvach-chan. Appeared in 3 April 2007. Pigtails are there to resemble the glorious dvach logo.
Slavya-chan, a girl with blue eyes and blond-brown hair wearing a shirt sundress. Born in May 12, 2007. In first Slavya-chan’s thread she was already naked than on third picture and demonstrated genitals on sixths. Some dvachers don’t like her because of this whorish behaviour, but who cares about these fucks. More prons to come, lads.
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