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2022

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2022 AD is an future year and will be the third year of the disastrous roaring 20s. In March of this year, Encyclopedia Dramatica is likely to be restored after a period of extended downtime, if the events of past years are any precedent. 2022 will be the current year + 7.

2022 is the first possible year of the post-COVID era. However, it is far more likely to be the third year of the pre-post-COVID era. When it comes to getting shit done on time, always bet against humanity.

It is also likely that 2022 will be the first year when all babies undergo gender reassignment surgery, and all adults have to pay tax for breathing out CO2. Speaking of environmentalism, this year MIGHT be known as the year someone finally manages to ræp Greta Thunberg.

As with every year, the coming of 2022 increases the odds that someone will beat Fjotolf Hansen's singleplayer highscore. DO IT FAGGOT!

Hopes & predictions

Writing on 30-03-2021, it would be kewl if the following events occurred in 2022

  • Post-Bore-ED marks one year anniversary
  • New highscore in single player FPS
  • Front National gains control of France
  • Greta Thunberg raepd
  • Meghan Markle/Prince Harry murder-suicide
  • Biden dies or is assassinated
  • Second Capitol Raid
  • Suez Canal blocked again
  • UK government overthrown
  • ISIS returns and reclaims land
  • Queen of England dies
  • China seizes Taiwan
  • Lulzy earthquake (long overdue.. amirite?)
  • MOAR Wars
  • MOAR Terrorisms
  • MOAR COVID
  • MOAR Strife
  • MOAR Lulz

The current summary of notable yearly events follows thusly.

January

February

March

April

June

July

August

October

November

December

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